Top Ten Days We Should Get Off of School
10. Arbor Day, for everything trees do for us
9. The second day of school 8. The Feast of Maximum Occupancy
7. School Picture Day
6. The First Day of the Rest of Our Lives
5. The Day the Earth Stood Still
4. The Day After Tomorrow
3. The Day Before Tomorrow
2. National Snot Day -- spend it alone with your thoughts
1. The Day of the Dead ('cause ... scary!)
Q: If we were all midgets would there still people shorter than us?
A: Do you always have to be so close-minded? Of course!
Q: Why does the guy I like seem to talk to every girl BUT me?
A: Do you resemble Liza Minelli? Or maybe Clay Aiken?
Q: I dare you guys to smell the armpit of the person nearest to you!
A: Luckily, Jen is a very hygienic person.
Q: If you had to marry a nonfiction character from a book, who would it be? And why?
A: Harry Potter. Obviously, because he's amazing and he's awesome and his tears can pretty much cure cancer. Also, because we want to steal him from Ginny. OK, just kidding, we love Ginny. (Say that in a Forrest Gump voice.)
Q: What if mice were made of cheese?!?
A: Why, then they'd eat themselves!
