AOL RED Blogs: Falling Up The Stairs

Bring me down to the Paradise City.

Fri, 4 Apr 2008 12:56:51 PDT

I haven't been on here in a minute.More like a YEAR AND A HALF.Haha.I have changed mucho burrito, and for the better! I realised I still had this thing when some kid added me on myspace because of it (:THANK YOU.add me- myspace.com/jadetalbot22heheh.Life is cray cray [craziness] and it's great. Akthough being sick is not. On spring break too. Boooooooooo.But i dont care nowwww.

TypingMyLittleFingersOff..AtLeastI'dHopeNotAnyway.

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 18:25:43 PST

you, pshh, If i actually WAS one of those people who laugh out loud at their computer screens, I'd be dying of laughter right about now. I am not gay...omg. guys are shmexxeh, thankyoush very much. and HAHAHA! to you if you don't get what i'm saying. FYI: sence is spelled correctly as SENSE. or it could be since, but that's not how you're using it. note to self: shut up, you're not in school anymore. i have to admit this whole winter break ordeal is getting looong. i did get some awesome stuff for christmas though. clothes. clothes. poster of lit-up nighttime in some inner city japanese place. lamp. money. giftcards. meanwhile, the not-so-awesome stuff: scary workout outfit from aunt. scary shoes from cousin. o_o the christmas family gathering was yawn worthy. i played the world's most serious/awkward game of Uno. then we did the gift exchange and the all the other normal stuff, including a yummy dinner. [the good part (;] yesterday was hilarious, I must admit. my cousin came over. we go to mall. we forget her $200 DOONEY & BURKE PURSE + iPOD in food court. we hunt for it. we get sent down to security. we get talked to by a skeptical/creepy security guard guy. who is hesitant to give us the purse because neither of us have an ID. [dude, SOO not my fault! blame school.] old lady behind counter finally gives us the dumb purse. I crack up. WE didn't tell my cuz's mom though. She would've gotten her butt kicked. after that we go to target [still without parental units] and she's standing in the middle of the isle reading the Soap Opera Digest and listening to depressingly slow music on her iPod Shuffle. omg. weirdest sight ever. embarrassing, even. she is such a glass-half-empty kinda gal. "I don't like happy endings" pshhh. can't say the same here. hehe. ho-kay, I must get off this machine now. Laundry. arghh. dumb laundry. Seeya. -me. are your shoes...? velcro 1% laced 52% without laces 8% flip-flops 17% slip-ons 22% Total votes 167

AnotheroneOfThoseLacksOfCreativityOfMine.

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 20:27:28 PST

you, dudes!!!! I havent posted in forever. -gasp- kay... just got done xmas shopping. sooo very joyous that it's over with. i think mi amigas [friends for all you non-spanish-knowing people] will like their gifts. w00. not to mention this dumb bruise on my arm. me & sami got in a vicious [lol!] ice-ball fight with some other kids at my school. okayy... it was actually koinda funn. we're supposed to be hunting down Jesse right now tho, since he actually hit us which,you know, that wasn't the point. sheesh. now my arm looks hella lot like the time tiny little shiva [my old friend] punched me...it left a humongous bruise on my arm...totally wasn't expecting that. anywhooo... mom's obsessing over the sportacus guy from lazytown. she thinks he's cute.it's hilarious. he's like a world-class athelete or something. haha, my mom is so weird. seeya later tater, -me. Hmm...which cola's thee best? [bahh, cant think of anything]? Coca Cola 30% Pepsi 39% Other 31% Total votes 67

TemporarilyUntitledForevahh...TeeHee.

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 20:19:30 PST

you, Loop da loop! bahh so random. (; dont have much time on mee to type tho. approx. 1 min & 54 sec. 'till 10:00 on the other clocks. confuzzling much? thought so. (; I'll post more tommorow. sheeyah people. -me. What color is your hair?? Blonde 26% Brown 57% Red 2% Black 12% Other 3% Total votes 118 [i'm a brownie too, ya'll.]

IWishThey'dJustSTFU.

Sat, 16 Dec 2006 21:28:15 PST

you, "its funny how you just break down waitin' on some sign i pull up to the front of your driveway with magic soakin' my spine can you read my mind?"-The killers i am sooo very not in the mood to chit-chat right now crap. this day sucks big-time. do you know what's ironic about this tho? Read my other post, before this one. karma. blehh. -me.

LetshParty...OnIce!

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 20:09:23 PST

you, Eww. clay aiken is so gross. blehhh. [lmao] (; i'm reading people mag. right now. reason for my absence of posts? Well, yesterday I wrote this supahh long post and aol re-started on me right as I clicked the 'save' button. i was so flippin mad. don't ya hate it when that happens? i've learned a ton of weird things over the past few days. not in school, i mean. id better not tell, but im happy about it. it's not good news or anything but it's nice to know certain things. today was awesome. after school me & sami mah bessie went to the park, right? and we were sliding around on the ice with our shoes, also uber fuhn. then a ton of kids from school show up ,which was even more fun. someone slid into me and my phone flew out of my pocket. i can call anyone still but nothing on my screen works; it literally looks like a blue cloud. ooh, maybe i'll get a new phone, no? (; hope so. -me. Which of these is on YOUR christmas list?? Car. 4% Clothes/shoes. 25% iPod/mp3/othergadget-ystuff. 64% Furniture. 2% I don't celebrate christmas/none of the above. 5% Total votes 55

BeepBeep...Beeeeeeeeeeeeep...

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 15:59:21 PST

You, "and the lies i weave are oh-so intricate!...." -fob fer sheesh. traffic has slowed dowwwnnn here. 0hhhh wellz. >.< -hides- you know why i'm awesome tho? i dun hav to go to school t00morrow!!! -does jig around the room- i'm shadowing my cousin at her school. it's not even a highschool. pshh, i dont really care. hehe. buhh i have to get up at like 7:00 [that's considered torture, riight?] and i'm not t00 jazzed up about it. anddddd....im missing a few supahh long algebra assignments so id better get my self off this computer chair... immediately!!! but t00 bad. cuz im not. lets blame it on sami. she's at tennis right now and i cant call her. since my slow self needs help. not like that! @.@ rarr. ookay dokay shmokay. (; im gonna go mess around with my colors again. toodloo! -me. pick thee best. which owns?? Dinosaurs 4% Robots 6% Ninjas 14% Pirates 20% Marshmallows!! :P 56% Total votes 121

-DoesUberCoolMonkeyJig-

Sat, 9 Dec 2006 19:41:43 PST

you, teeeheee im feeling kinda rand0m today (; so thursday was the open house at the highschool i hope to get into.... and I see none other than emma & damian!!! mygosh, damian=emo. [h4wwt =P] emma...=emma. twas weird/ neato. the art room had a skeleton hanging up inside, kinda...erm, odd. which was right next to the photography classroom, which is the class Rasheeda's gonna take. niiceee. excitement. im wayy too excited too get out of this dumb school-o-mine. friday joel & i took me step-cousin/eight year old crazy woman to thee mall of america & ikea to shop for her mom's birthday. was funn. she was actually being normal. w00t! ahaha. (; we got this swirly mirror thinger called the krabb and a mall gift card. this guy who was going to the mall looked to be at least 40 years old, he got pulled over by the security guard [you have to be at least 18 to get into the mall after 8:00 w/out a parent] and asked to show an id because the securty guard thought he was under 18. lmao! i think that cop was a tiny bit confuzzled that day. andd today....has been koinda s.l.o.w.... -sigh- i think ill be finding somethin to do now. toodloo! -me.

ImAboutAsExcitingAsElevatorMusic.

Wed, 6 Dec 2006 19:27:04 PST

you, I am c-c-c-c-c-coolllllddd. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr. cannot stop shivering. will turn into icicle in a matter of time. o____________o today was boring....again. i haven't posted the last couple days 'cause there's been nuthin to write about! blehhh. ha. yesterday mr. b's beard was hilarious. i think he attempted to put dreadlocks in it or something. it was sticking out all over. i had to keep looking at the desk to stop myself from bursting into laughter. as you can see, i am so bored i am writing about my teacher's facial hair. lmao! hoping for something interesting tah happenn, -me. Do you prefer...??? Tight pants. [skinnies] 22% Supah baggeh pants. 12% Well-fitted pants. 49% No pants. O.o 15% SNOWpants! (= 3% Total votes 109 PS: skinnies rule, yo. even if yah dont think so. (;

TheMostHilariousBirthdayPartyInHistory

Sun, 3 Dec 2006 20:07:50 PST

you, Erm. I think you're confused maybe a wee bit. tee-hee, i just said wee. [; BAck on topic! - this isn't a story. it's me writing about myself. lol. sami's party was awesome. this morning we all went to a super-target to do a scavenger hunt, & ahead of time we made a list of things for each team to find: -barney cup -get well soon card with cat x -shake hands with cutest employee [take pic of it too] x -boquet of flowers x -pink christmas tree -pink hair dye -willie nelson cd x -blue polka dot bra -ugliest purse in the store x -set of ten red & blue hairbands x -grapples x -pound of tofu x -something saying "That's hot" -glow in the dark nail polish -red digital camera x -firefly [lil kids celly phone] x The x's are what me & bobbie actually found. figures, the team with three people won! brianna, sami & rasheeda. AHH!! not fair. they cheated on the hair dye thing & the bra thing. the bra had embroidered spots of the same color, nOT polka dots! and their hair dye was frosty plum, not pink. ohh well. was really fun tho! i made bobbie shake hands with the employee guy. twas hilarious. she was like running at him. i couldn't stop laffing. good times, mahhn. good times. now im whooped. i think ill go on itunes. x] i want welcome to the black parade. that video is luffly. -me.

Woo!MahFirstPostSinceNovemburrYahhMahn. (;

Fri, 1 Dec 2006 20:24:33 PST

You, show me whatchya got lil mama! show me whatchya got lil lady! Show me whatchya got shawtay! show me whatchya got babay! hands up & wave! & wave! & wave! & wave! haha. imma nerd. X] Woo! My school officially Hates The Guts Of The Student Body.. And will do anything in their power to make us all feel miserable. >.< Gahh... These uniforms make me feel like a khaki cow. *moo* *eatGrass* *poo* Lmfao... *runs in circles* I've got nothing to talk about. Hate it when that happens. Someone just rang the front doorbell. Mom's not answering... I can see their silhouette. They're walking away... Gone. Who knows who that was. =/ Tessa says to me today "Where'd you get your shoes?" "Pac Sun" "What?!?! Pakistan?!" *laffs* She is flippin hilarious. -Me.

YouKnowIWasJustTooDarnCurious;

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 20:50:44 PST

Awww... even with all the totally rude dissing I just got, and hilarious randomness, and some very rare NICE comments, I am really feeling tempted to write again. lmao. I'll post tommorow. btw, see last post's comments for your superb entertainment. Ta tah fer now... Jade. PS: Quit IMing meh. Please. I'm really sorry if I ignored anyone. Emails are better [:

BetterTitleInMind..IThinkNot

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 13:34:50 PST

You people are so hilariously random. I am laffing so very hard right now. Those comments are 'da shiz' yo. Lmao! XP You should go through and read them all. Do I look like a flippin dating service!? ex -->"ANY FINE GIRLS WANT TO CHAT" Eep. That is funny crap. Someone is lacking brains. Hm. You know this isn't a funeral. In fact, this is actually a birthday party. Lmao. PARTAY. Okat, that was a bit lame. Halla and rasheeda's parties are within thee time range tho. OKAY. I'm done. This is officially Not-A-Blog so I am NOT typing more. [rar] I am having probs with this...[straps down fingers] BYE!!! [Jade]

BurialofTheeBlog.

Mon, 6 Nov 2006 16:07:34 PST

I deleted my blog. Sorry! I feel B-A-D! I loved it to death. BUT. I got rid of it. I hope someone else can take my luffly place on red's top 5. *buries it's wonderfulness* *sigh* This is sad. But I want to. It was causing a pain in my behind, and my mother's. Bye people! x] [Jade]