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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 07:03:33 PDT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[School's Out For ... No Reason]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 07:03:33 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Top Ten Days We  Should Get Off of School10. Arbor Day, for everything trees do  for us 9. The second day of  school 8. The Feast of Maximum  Occupancy 7. School Picture  Day 6. The First Day of the  Rest of Our Lives 5. The Day the Earth Stood  Still 4. The Day After  Tomorrow 3. The Day Before  Tomorrow 2. National Snot Day --  spend it alone with your thoughts 1. The Day of the Dead  (&#39;cause ... scary!) &nbsp; Q:&nbsp;If we were all  midgets would there still people shorter than us? A: Do you always have to be so close-minded? Of  course!  &nbsp; Q: Why does the guy  I like seem to talk to every girl BUT me? A: Do you resemble Liza Minelli? Or maybe Clay  Aiken? &nbsp; Q: I dare you guys  to smell the armpit of the person nearest to you! A: Luckily, Jen is a very hygienic  person. &nbsp; Q: If you had to  marry a nonfiction character from a book, who would it be? And  why? A: Harry Potter. Obviously, because he&#39;s amazing  and he&#39;s awesome and his tears can pretty much cure cancer. Also, because we  want to steal him from Ginny. OK, just kidding, we love Ginny. (Say that in a  Forrest Gump voice.) &nbsp; Q: What if mice  were made of cheese?!? A: Why, then they&#39;d eat  themselves!]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[We're Toys 'R' Us Kids]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 4 Sep 2007 07:06:45 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Top 10 Reasons  We Don&#39;t Want To Grow Up 10. We&#39;ve heard of these  things called bills.9. All our meals right now are preceded by &quot;Here comes  the airplane!&quot;8. Adults don&#39;t have time to play Mario Kart 13 hours a  day.7. Thumb-sucking at 21? Yeah, not good.6. It&#39;s much cheaper and more  comfy to be chaffeured around in our mom&#39;s minivan.5. Peter Pan showed us how  much fun it is to wear tights. And play with faeries. What?4. When we act immature, no one can use the excuse, &quot;Oh, they&#39;re  just being kids.&quot;3. We&#39;re still not sure we understand the definition of  &quot;responsibility.&quot;2. You have to use tissues instead of your finger.1. It  becomes weird to have crushes on 19-year-old heartthrobs like Zac Efron.&nbsp; Q: Is it true  that when you pick your nose a lot that your nostrils will get  bigger? A: No, ours are still  normal-sized. DUDE! What  happened to Voldemort&#39;s NOSE!?A: He didn&#39;t pick it  at&nbsp;ALL.  (See above.) Everyone needs to pick, ranging from mild to extreme picking. NO  picking makes you a Dark Lord. Next time you&#39;re caught picking your nose, just  tell them you&#39;re trying to save the world. Q: Why does  the moon follow me wherever I go? Is the man in the moon stalking  me?A: Stalking laws vary by state. But we don&#39;t think he&#39;s  stalking you, because he&#39;s actually following US around ... at night, anyway. Is  he following you around during the day? Because if he is, we&#39;ve actually all got  WAY bigger problems than that. &nbsp; Plus,  he controls the tides, and if he&#39;s busy stalking you/us, the oceans could run  amok, and -- and -- &nbsp; Good  thing WE  live in  a landlocked area. Phew. If you don&rsquo;t, well, sorry. Q: Why does the government allow &quot;slow  children at play&quot; signs?! That&#39;s so mean!A: It&rsquo;s &lsquo;cause of us. *sigh*  Sorry. Q: Why does water make hot guys look so  much hotter? Is it some kind of chemical reaction with the hydrogen, oxygen and  testosterone? Could I make a science project out of  it?A:&nbsp;....................................... We failed chemistry.  NEXT!&nbsp;Q: What would happen if  all pirates that have ever existed looked like  Orlando  Bloom?A:  Since we never see pirates in our everyday lives, it would actually SUCK,  knowing that somewhere out there, there were a whole bunch of Orlando Blooms  we&rsquo;ve never even SEEN.]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Moody ... Not Mad-Eye People]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 05:35:45 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[  Top 10 Reasons We Get Moody  10. Money, in fact, does NOT grow on trees.  9. When Zanessa makes the cover of People looking all in love and crap.  8. When TiVo doesn&#39;t record our shows ... you are not smarter than us, Tivo, stop messing with our heads!!!  7. Birds think it&#39;s funny to wait &#39;til we look up to crap on us.  6. Our horoscopes tell us that the moon in Aquarius means our life is over.  5. &#39;Bet on It&#39; in &#39;HSM2&#39; makes us think Zac is gay.  4. That urine smell in the car? Don&#39;t ask, but we&#39;re a lot moodier NOW!  3. When people whistle &hellip; ok, we know you are happy, but we aren&rsquo;t, so LOCK IT UP!  2. When some Breaking News interrupts regular programming. Someone tell the news anchors that&rsquo;s what the internet is for. Leave our regular programming alone!  1. Yeah, that whole money not being on trees thing &hellip; it&rsquo;s really a downer.  &nbsp;  Q: My band teacher&#39;s name is Mr. Hershey, but he said we could call him a different type of candy. What would you call him?  A: Mr. Candy Corn.  &nbsp;  Q: How could Columbus discover America if there were people already here?  A: Come on. Don&rsquo;t you take modern history lessons? We&rsquo;re pretty sure there aren&rsquo;t any teachers out there anymore that straight up tell you Columbus discovered America, end of story, period. Please get back to us when you&rsquo;ve done a little more research. And just to leave this question on a happy note, we&rsquo;ll tell you a little rhyme. In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue! WOO!  &nbsp;  Q: Mushrooms are a kind of fungus. So when we eat mushrooms on pizza, would we die?  A: Some of us would. BLECH!  &nbsp;  Q: What if Paris Hilton becomes obese?  A: We&rsquo;d be like &ldquo;That&rsquo;s hot &hellip; not.&rdquo;   &nbsp;  Q: Who are Skipper and Tiffany?  A: Isn&rsquo;t that Barbie&rsquo;s sister and friend? Why&rsquo;d you leave out Midge? Rude.  &nbsp;  Q: Why do guys seem to relate everything to Harry Potter? I mean the books just SUCK!  A: Wow. Do you even know how to read?   &nbsp;  Q: Would it be a good deal to get 20 bucks for licking dog crap?  A: Absolutely &hellip; not.  ]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Back to School? Riight.]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 05:21:40 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Top  10 Excuses to Keep From Going Back to School   10. I&#39;ve been accepted to a  special school for geniuses.9. My hands fell off.8. The car broke down  and the school bus fell off a cliff and it&#39;s too far to walk.7. Looks like  it&#39;s about to snow.6. Leprosy.5. I NEED TO DANCE DANCE DANCE!4.  GED&#39;s get you just as far, you know.3. My cult leader has advised me not to  ... you know how it is. 2. I&#39;ve been cast in &#39;High  School Musical 3.&#39; 1. The teachers are all  aliens and this is the year they attack! &nbsp; Q: If someone owns  a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the  earth? A: This is an interesting query. You would think  that when a person spends more money than they have to own a piece of property  (as this is the case with the majority of people), they would own every bit of  it, all the way down to the core. But we are realists here. We know someone can  take away your property at the drop of a hat (especially the bank). And if you  start digging to the core of the earth or creating underground tunnels ...  because you want to put ALL of your property to good use ... someone&#39;s going to  intervene. &nbsp; Q: Do fainting  goats really exist? A: YES! We were actually already aware of the  existence of fainting goats, but to give you all a nice and&nbsp;thorough  explanation, we went to our trusty Wikipedia, &quot;A fainting goat is a breed of  domestic goat whose external muscles freeze for roughly 10 seconds when the goat  is startled. Though painless, this generally results in the animal collapsing on  its side. The characteristic is caused by a hereditary genetic disorder called  myotonia congenita. Older goats sometimes learn to lean against something to  prevent their falling over, and often they continue to run about in an awkward,  stiff-legged shuffle.&quot; Hahaha, if that doesn&#39;t  show the messed up sense of humor of Mother Nature, we don&#39;t know what  does. &nbsp; &nbsp; Q: Is it true that  Hershey&#39;s Chocolate is the most eaten chocolate in the WHOLE ENTIRE  world? A: Actually, Hershey&#39;s Chocolate is the largest  manufacturer of Chocolate in NORTH AMERICA. Let&#39;s not be ethnocentric here  people. &nbsp; Q: Do cats steal  baby&#39;s breath?? A: That&#39;s a creepy urban legend, which has been  proven to be untrue.  &nbsp; Q: If Paris Hilton  wasn&#39;t known by anyone, who would you pick on then? A: Oh, we&#39;d find someone.]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sharks Crawl in Your Mouth]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 6 Aug 2007 13:34:12 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[ Top 10 Ways to Help the Environment   10. Blow your nose on your crush&#39;s sleeve.  9. Get one of those Flintstones cars and really, really  strong shoes. 8. Stop washing your dishes -- it&#39;s such a waste of  water. 7. Ditto on  showers.  6. Tie yourself to a tree  that&#39;s marked to be cut down. 5. Watch Leonardo  DiCaprio&#39;s global warming documentary, not just&nbsp;because it&#39;s Leo&#39;s  documentary. 4. Don&#39;t turn your lights  on, ever. That way, you&#39;ll have an eco-friendly excuse from doing  homework. 3. Go green ... wear moss.  2. Quit eating beans,  methane&#39;s bad for the ozone layer. 1. Instead of buying new clothes, shop at thrift stores. We  guarantee you&#39;ll be the only one who shows up on the first day of class wearing  Hammer Pants. &nbsp; Q: What do you do  when-- A:  NO. &nbsp; Q: Is it true that  humans swallow a certain amount of spiders a year when they are  sleeping? A:  Supposedly it&#39;s crap, but we wouldn&#39;t sleep with our mouths open at night.  Really, who knows what&#39;s crawling around? Besides, when you sleep with your  mouth open you make annoying noises, so think of the people (or bugs) around  you.  &nbsp; Q: Why do pillows  have cases? A: What a philosophical question. We guessed it  was for design purposes, but turns out  turns out we&#39;re all just  retarded. Kidding! It&#39;s actually just easier to wash the case than the whole  pillow, so you can keep it clean from yo&#39; nasty pimple  juice. &nbsp; Q: Is it true that  you can put toothpaste on a zit before you go to bed and it will go away over  night? A: We&#39;ve  heard&nbsp;toothpaste dries out the problem area you put in on, but that doesn&#39;t  necessarily mean the zit will go away. Although, it certainly can assist a  quicker recovery (because this is important stuff, people). But just don&#39;t count  on it the night before school pictures ... CONCEALER is the real  &quot;healer.&quot; &nbsp; Q: What happens if  you google &quot;Google?&quot; A: It&#39;s  google-liscious. &nbsp; Q: If you swallowed  a whole pack of gum would it clog your throat until you died of lack of  air? A: More or  less. Are you speaking of eating and swallowing the whole package, wrappers and  all, at the same time? Because, yes, you would probably choke, causing you to  die of lack of air. Otherwise we have no idea, nor do we want to  try. &nbsp; Q: Do your toys  come to life at night? A: What?  Yours don&#39;t? &nbsp; Q: You wrote that  if you were millionaires, you&#39;d buy a solid gold iPhone made of diamonds. So if  it&#39;s solid gold, how can it be made of diamonds? A: Stop  undermining us! &nbsp; Q: Why do sharks  need to keep swimming to breathe? A: Didn&#39;t you watch Shark Week last week??   &nbsp; Q: Why does the government allow  &quot;Slow children at play&quot; signs?! That&#39;s so mean!  A: We know! It&#39;s not the  kid&#39;s fault that they&#39;re &quot;slow&quot; or &quot;special.&quot; The special olympics can&#39;t have  &#39;em all! &nbsp; Q: If you were a bird, how  high could you fly?A: We&#39;d fly as high as our little wings could  take us! Wasn&#39;t that corny? (James had a really mean answer before ... something  about flying yourself into a plane engine or something. He&#39;s  cruel.)]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Harry Cracked Popcorn (And We Care!)]]></title>
			<link>http://red.blogs.aol.com/truthorcrapred/truth_or_crap/harry_cracked_popcorn_and_we_care/</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:48:42 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[ Top&nbsp;10 Things To Do at a  Family Reunion?  10. Introduce your cousin as your  boyfriend ... to people who already know both of you. 9. Write swearwords on your &quot;Hello My  Name Is&quot; sticker. 8. Bob for apples in the punch  bowl.  7. Use a fake name. 6. Bring your lawyer to finally divorce  yourself from these idiots.  5. Embarrass your family members by  reminiscing about stupid stuff they have done in the past.  4. Tell any new members of the family  that they must be initiated. Have other family members play along to make it  more believable.&nbsp; 3. Bring all the awful photos of you have  of relatives &nbsp;when they had glasses, braces, acne, whatever -- and set them all  the tables. 2. Invite Dateline to come film a  segment. 1.  Hide. &nbsp; Q: There was a few  rumors going around that I heard and they said Zac Efron lip syncs. Is it  true????? A: Zac had  to have someone sing his high notes in &#39;High School Musical,&#39; but otherwise,  it&#39;s all him. We don&#39;t think he would have gotten his role as Link Larkin in  &#39;Hairspray,&#39; NOR would he have won the lead role of the &#39;Footloose&#39; remake, if  he didn&#39;t have any&nbsp;singing talent. So, rest easy, the rumors are only  half-true. &nbsp; Q: Is it true that  every time you eat a banana, you get to live an extra twelve minutes of  life? A: That  crap is bananas ... b-a-n-a-n-a-s. (Seriously, you asked for it.) &nbsp; Q: So, I was just  wondering, what is going to happen to the world when the last Harry Potter movie  comes out and it&#39;s done forever. What the heck are you guys going to  do? A: We  don&#39;t like to talk about it. But, maybe role play? &nbsp;  Q: Why is popcorn  yellowish? A: We  didn&#39;t want to have to tell you this ... but it&#39;s yellow because it&#39;s made from  corn (OK, maybe just because there&#39;s butter on it). But do you guys know why  corn is yellow? Yeah, neither do we. Our best guess is it&#39;s from all the cow  pee. &nbsp; Q: Why is it that  Orlando Bloom is so much hotter on-screen than off? A: HAVE  YOU SEEN HIM IN PERSON?? &nbsp; Q: How come jimmy  cracked corn but I don&#39;t care? A: Because  you are cruel and heartless. Jimmy was so proud about cracking his corn. Just  kidding. Haven&#39;t we answered this before? Pay attention in class, kids.]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dance Wii, Dance!]]></title>
			<link>http://red.blogs.aol.com/truthorcrapred/truth_or_crap/dance_wii_dance/</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 06:55:45 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Q: How come Jimmy  Neutron can breathe in space? Like, isn&#39;t that like a scientifically proven fact  that there&#39;s no air in oxygen in space? Is bugged me for years!! A: Jimmy Neutron is a special kind of hero. Do  you have no imagination? How does Clark Kent fly? Well, he&#39;s Superman, duh.   &nbsp; Q: Isn&#39;t it unfair  that human can&#39;t like, re-grow body parts? Like worms and lizards, they just  grow stuff back if it gets cut off or like blown up. If humans could do that,  then health care wouldn&#39;t be so expensive and Michael Moore wouldn&#39;t have to go  make a movie about it. A: You know what else lizards do? Serve the  devil. We hate snakes here, and we wish they would all die. See if you can  regrow a HEAD, you evil beatrices! &nbsp; Q: Is it  &quot;Pet-Smart&quot; or &quot;Pets-Mart? A: It&#39;s Pet-sm-art, which if you had any  knowledge of art history, you&#39;d realize it was an exploratory period where the  rules of perspective were thrown out the window in favor of a unique surrealism,  most closely related to French expressionism. Or you just buy bags to pick up  dog crap.&nbsp;  &nbsp; Q: What is your  opinion on screwdrivers? And are they supposed to drive screws, or screw  drives? A:  We think someone screw drove something into your head. Zing! &nbsp; Q: Does Emma Watson  like Rupert Grint in reality or just on film? A: Didn&#39;t you know that Harry Potter is actually  real life and Rupert and Emma are just characters Ron and Hermione play in  muggle world?&nbsp;Obviously, they really love each other. Whether it be in that  &quot;I-want-to-make-out-with-you-in-the-broom-closet&quot; kind of way or just  &quot;I-will-write-your-parchment-on-werewolves&quot; kind of way, that remains to be seen  (unless you&#39;ve read all the books, which we have so nah nah, boo  boo). &nbsp; Q:&nbsp;&nbsp;It&#39;s your job to know the answers to everything, right? So, are they  ever going to come out with DDR for the  wii? A: OH HELL YES it is! We get a little excited  around here about our Wii, and even more excited about DDR. Put those together  and we just Wii&#39;ed ourselves. ]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Deathly Makeouts]]></title>
			<link>http://red.blogs.aol.com/truthorcrapred/truth_or_crap/deathly_makeouts/</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2007 14:24:13 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[ Top 10 Biggest  Surprises from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 10. Snape looks Harry in  the eye, and they kiss.&nbsp; 9. Harry was actually a  woman.  8. Harry&#39;s dad comes back  to life and makes out with Mrs. Weasley.  7. Ron looks Harry in the  eye, and they kiss. 6. Ron and Hermione have  a&nbsp;midget Squib. They sell him to the goblins to work at Gringotts. 5. Hagrid&nbsp;does Weight  Watchers ... loses 1 ton. 4. Draco looks Harry in the  eye, and they kiss. 3. Luna challenges the  Patil twins to pudding wrestling.  2. Harry&#39;s parents were  alive the whole time. They were just under the couch. 1. Voldemort looks Harry in  the eye, and ... you guessed it...&nbsp;they kiss. &nbsp; Q: Have you ever  tasted a vomit Bertie Bott&#39;s Every Flavor Bean? A: No, but George SWEARS he got a&nbsp;bogey-flavored  one once! &nbsp; Q: What is  &quot;snogging&quot;? A: It&#39;s&nbsp;the noise you make when you kiss&nbsp;and make  a vacuum with your lips,&nbsp;then pull them&nbsp;apart really quick. It&#39;s British  kissing, like French kissing, just with worse  teeth.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; Q: Which would be  uglier? Britney having a baby with Carrot Top, or Britney&#39;s baby with Clay  Aiken? And would it have a future? A: We&#39;re going to say Carrot Top having a baby  with Clay Aiken. Not that Clay&#39;s gay. No way, him? He&#39;s the most masculine piece  of man-hunk meat we&#39;ve ever seen. Just getting near him raises our testosterone  levels to the point where we have to spit and grunt. Clay Aiken ... 100%  heterosexual. It even says that on his CDs. &nbsp; Q: Will&nbsp;I die if&nbsp;I  touch poop and not wash my hands? A: Ask your parents if you ever had an exploding  diaper. And then never, ever tell us the  answer. &nbsp;Q:&nbsp;Why are Oreo&#39;s milk&#39;s favorite cookie because when I dip the cookie in  the milk it doesn&#39;t smile or say &quot;yumm...&quot; A: The milk is virtually drunk on Oreos, so  incapacitated by goodness and calories that it simply flops into a contented  little puddle and maybe just bubbles a tiny bit around the edges if it&#39;s REALLY  happy. But trust us, the milk is happy. &nbsp; Q: How&nbsp;come cheese  tastes so good when it&#39;s cut into little cubes? A: Additional surface area means additional  contact with your taste buds. Personally, we prefer Harry Potter-shaped macaroni  &amp; cheese, but that&#39;s just us.]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dumbledore's Dancing Revolution]]></title>
			<link>http://red.blogs.aol.com/truthorcrapred/truth_or_crap/dumbledores_dancing_revolution/</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 13:41:33 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[ Top 10 Endings  to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 10. Dumbledore&#39;s ghost  starts a Dance, Dance Revolution. (James just peed his pants.) 9.  McGonagall&nbsp;retires and moves to Florida. 8. Harry becomes Britain&#39;s  leading BMX biker.  7. Voldemort becomes the  new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher ... because we just love a  twist. 6. Butter beer wrestling  ... Fleur v. Hermione.  5. Harry dies, and is  reincarnated as this guy named Frodo. 4. Fred and George meet the  Olsens, fall in love, and have a joint wedding at Hogwarts. The Olsens start a  line of fashionable cloaks. 3. Hermione invents a cure  for, well, everything. 2. Sirius is&nbsp;not really  dead, and surprises everyone by jumping out of a cake. 1. Harry DOESN&#39;T  die. &nbsp;  Q: If April Showers  bring May flowers, then what does September bring? Or  October? September:&nbsp;Won ton  soup. October: Chicken  pox. &nbsp; Q: I&#39;m going to  France and was wondering, does France have REALLY good french  fries? A:  Yes, but by a weird twist of fate, they&#39;re called Spanish fries there. Guess  what they&#39;re called in Spain? Ugandan fries. We don&#39;t know why, but is it really  OUR job to find out the truth and tell you about it? &nbsp; Oh, wait, it kinda sorta  is, isn&#39;t it? Damn. Well, we want a pay raise if we&#39;re actually going to have to  go to the library to write this. &nbsp; OK, here&#39;s the deal: Fries  were likely invented in Belgium in the 1700s. Belgium borders France and ...  that&#39;s all we could find out because the librarians kicked us out for eating  Peruvian fries&nbsp;in the library. &nbsp; Q: If Paris Hilton  went blind, do you think that she would get her&nbsp;dog trained to be an eye seeing  dog? A:  We think it would be better if she had a seeing-eye dog instead of an  eye-seeing dog. But people DO say that the eyes are the windows to the soul, so  maybe Paris could get really spiritual if she had an eye-seeing dog. But we  don&#39;t know what that would have to do with&nbsp; being  blind. &nbsp; Q: Orlando Bloom  AND Zac Efron just asked me out on a date.&nbsp; I mean I love both of them but its  hard to decide.&nbsp; What would&nbsp;you guys do? A: Go out with both of them for as long as  possible until one of them figures it out. Then pick the best kisser.  Obvi. &nbsp; Q: HAVE YOU GUYS  NOTICED VANESSA HUDGENS HAS GOTTEN LIKE TOTALLY SNOODY SINCE MAKING HER MUSIC  ALBUM AND HSM AND STUFF LIKE THAT?????????? ONE OF MY BFFS SAID SHE&#39;S TOTAL  PRE-MADONNA!!!! A: YES!!!!!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY SINCE SHE&#39;S DATING  ZAC EFRON TOO, UGH. GO AWAY VANESSA. You are SO not like  Madonna. &nbsp; Q: So guys call  their girlfriends shorty, right? Well what if the girl is taller than him? Is  she still called shorty? A: Wrong. They call them &quot;shawty.&quot; &nbsp;And she&#39;s a  shawty no matter her height. It&#39;s just the way the cookie crumbles,  folks.]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Running Man vs. Paris: It's On]]></title>
			<link>http://red.blogs.aol.com/truthorcrapred/truth_or_crap/running_man_vs_paris_its_on/</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 07:44:27 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Q: Could Zac Efron make himself look so  hot that even he couldn&#39;t go out with himself?  A: Um, hello?  He already does. Our palms get really sweaty when you mention&nbsp;Zac&#39;s name,  especially after watching this clip of him as Link Larkin. Also, when we found  out he nabbed the lead role in the remake of &#39;Footloose,&#39; Cari really stopped  breathing. Not because she had bronchitis but because she was SO  EXCITED. &nbsp; Q: If you had to pick between  being a beach towel or the rock that Orlando Bloom peed on, which would you be?   A: Hmm. This  is a toughie. A beach towel gets to do such fun things, like ride in Jeeps, lay  on the beach all day, dry off lovely humans after a nice dip in the ocean (well,  mostly lovely humans). But the rock that our beloved Orlando  Bloom peed on? Why do you have to make these &quot;would you rather&quot;  questions&nbsp;so hard?!? &nbsp; Q: What Broadway musical  would the T or C team work best in?  A: HAIRSPRAY,  hands down. Mostly because we&#39;d love to put James in a fat suit and make him  look like Tracy&#39;s mama, Edna Turnblad. Besides, he&#39;s king of Dance, Dance  Revolution in the T or C offices ... he&#39;d totally steal the  show! &nbsp; Q: Why is the AOL mascot  called the running man if he never moves? Isn&#39;t that like calling Paris Hilton  useful?  A: Wow, that&#39;s  a very philosophical question. But we don&#39;t really question the running man.  He&#39;s just so cute that we&#39;d never accuse him of being a scam artist. So don&#39;t be  so hard on him ... technically, running in place is still running. At least HE  won&#39;t have high cholesterol like the rest of the country! Or something like that  ....  &nbsp; Q: What&#39;s it feel like to get  hit in the crotch with a ball if you&#39;re a guy? I&#39;ve always wondered. You guys  can experiment on James.  A: Kori  decided to test this awhile back on James&#39; birthday. He can honestly say that a)  he&#39;s never felt anything so horrible in his entire life, and 2) he couldn&#39;t get  off the ground for like five minutes. Granted, Kori plays baseball and really  whipped it hard, but James is also pretty much the biggest wimp we&#39;ve ever met.  In fact, we&#39;re going to throw balls at his head, just to watch him flinch right  now. (Note from Kori: It was an ACCIDENT. Maybe if James knew how to &quot;think  fast,&quot; but clearly, he missed that day in gym class.)]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dog Beds and Stroking Llamas]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 9 Jul 2007 14:22:51 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Top 10 Things You&#39;d Never Guess About  Us 10. Kori meows like a cat when she&#39;s happy.   9. James lost 50 pounds from Dance, Dance  Revolution. 8. Car has two rabbits, a fake granddaughter and no  social life.  7. Jen&#39;s three feet tall. In heels.6. James has  a 3 feet Little Mermaid doll and five cats. 5. Cari knows every Simpsons and Harry  Potter&nbsp;trivia ever. 4. Dee&#39;s got grillz. And a Polly Pocket  collection. 3. Kori snorts when she laughs. 2. Jen burps louder than 10 men. 1. Anna and Cari wore spandex. Together. On the  same day. Yikes.  &nbsp; Q: Why does holding your boobs make you not  have to pee when you need to pee? A: Is that what the guys tell  you?? &nbsp; Q: My dad works at Disney and we go there  all the time... my question is, why is it dorky to love the happiest place on  earth? A: Just because it&#39;s in our Top 20  Dorkiest Things Ever doesn&#39;t mean that you shouldn&#39;t be PROUD of your Disney  obsession. Wear those mouse ears! Even better, buy the Donald Duck hat that&#39;s  just his butt, and wear THAT! WE do! Oh, and can your Dad get us all in? Cause  we&#39;d totally be your best friends.  &nbsp;  Q: Have you ever noticed the &quot;tags&quot; at the bottom of a T or C page?  They sometimes make really funny sentences like : &quot;science wasnt marshmallows, britney foot(ed a)&nbsp;clown&quot;, &quot;hot paris top eating contagious bodily functions&quot;, or the all time favorite,  &quot;10 top mario dare: repeat legolas snot rinse.&quot; See, they are fun to  read! A: We love you. &nbsp; Q: What does PC mean? A: Politically correct. It&#39;s  totally overrated though. &nbsp; Q: When was the last time you  stroked a llama? A:  Legally, we have to say that we&#39;ve never stroked a llama, and that there&#39;s a  good reason it&#39;s illegal in 38 states. Of course, if you&#39;re lucky enough to live  in, say, Alabama, go for it ... you won&#39;t regret it. But that&#39;s all we can say  because we don&#39;t live in Alabama and&nbsp;are on step eight... almost  there!!! &nbsp; Q:&nbsp;Why does my dog walk  around in a circle 5 times before he lays down? A:&nbsp;&nbsp;Dogs in the wild  will walk in a circle to make their bed more comfortable before they go to  sleep. It&#39;s just like with people, where they jump up and down on their beds  before whipping their pillows at whoever&#39;s nearby, then collapsing onto their  beds in a weird &#39;L&#39; shape, with their heads at the foot of the bed. It&#39;s the  only way we fall asleep. &nbsp; Q: Is it true that when you crack your  fingers your bones get bigger and your fingers get fatter? A: Yeah. And then you die. The world sucks, doesn&#39;t  it?  &nbsp; Q: Let&#39;s just say  that&nbsp;Sanjaya ate Legolas. Wouldn&#39;t Kori sue Sanjaya and then make him have a  monstrous case of bulimia? Or would she just die? A: The official position of T or C  is that we no longer make celebrities have monstrous cases of eating disorders.   &nbsp; Q: Why does everyone hate New Jersey? It&#39;s  a great place. We have Atlantic City and Wildwood here in South Jersey, and a  lot of famous people come from North Jersey. What does everyone have against  us??? A: I&#39;m sorry, we couldn&#39;t hear  you, it must be really loud there in the ninth circle of Hell. That&#39;s what the  Turnpike is called, right? What exit are you ... diseased butt hole  scars?]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Contagious Bodily Functions]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 6 Jul 2007 07:14:22 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Top 10 Alternate Uses for Fireworks 10. Alarm clock for your little sibling. 9. No money for flowers? Say it with pyrotechnics. 8. Set &#39;em off until your ears ring. Then you can&#39;t hear your mom telling you to do chores. 7. Use to light up your house in a blackout.  6. Shoot down mosquitos at your barbecue. 5. Enough rockets should make you fly, right? 4. Those home security systems can get expensive... 3. KILL VOLDEMORT! 2. Mmm, fireworks, yummy. 1. Ask&nbsp;Wiley E. Coyote...&nbsp; MEEP MEEP.  Q: Have you seen my mind? It&#39;s been wandering lately. A: Don&#39;t worry, friend. Ours have been too.  Q: What would happen if I strapped my evil&nbsp;sixth grade teach to a firework? &nbsp;&nbsp; A: Probably a couple things. First, you&#39;d be rid of your evil sixth grade teacher and may be the class hero. (Score!) But, the downside is, unfortunately it&#39;s not legal in the United States to strap people to fireworks and send them flying. But if Looney Tunes calls and needs a new character, we know just who to call.   Q: Should I get an iPod or a new flatscreen TV? (Yes, this is a serious question.) A: You should take some non-bragging pills and shove it! (Yes, that was a serious answer.)  Q: When you roll your dice, and two ones show up, why do they call it &quot;snake eyes?&quot; Why not something cool like &quot;badger eyes&quot; or &quot;llama eyes?&quot; Why does it have to be eyes at all? Why not nostrils instead? A: Well, snake eyes are just that scary, ya know? Like, in Harry Potter, you can&#39;t look in the eyes of the Basilisk or you will turn into a statue of yourself. Snakes symbolize sexy evil. And rolling dice is just ... so ... sexy. Right? Hey, it beats badger eyes, we&#39;ll tell you that much.  Q: What would happen if Paris Hilton became President? A: Professional shoppers would be compensated like stock brokers. (Hey, shopping is good for the economy, too.) Chihuahua&#39;s would become the country&#39;s mascot. (Bald eagles don&#39;t cuddle anyway.) Her inaugural speech? Two words. &#39;That&#39;s hot.&#39; And best of all? Prison uniforms would be HOT PINK!  Q: Can you use chopsticks in Germany? Would that offend the family you&#39;re eating with? Or can you ask for ketchup in Germany? I&#39;m going to Germany, if you are wondering. A: We&#39;re pretty sure you can use chopsticks anywhere. And besides, not to bring up a sensitive part of German history, but they were allies with Japan in WWII, so if anything, they should be pretty familiar with it. Just kidding. Don&#39;t ever repeat that. It was totally not PC.  Q: Sometimes when I yawn, someone else in the room yawns a moment later. Does the same thing happen with burping or farting? A: Not that we&#39;re aware of, but that would be pretty freakin&#39; cool. Yet, smelly. Ew.]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Rinse and Repeat, If You Dare!]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 14:09:15 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[ Top 10 Things We&#39;d Buy if We Were  Millionaires 10. A driver... to set an example for all the other  millionaires out there that don&#39;t have one yet.  9. Hot air balloon of&nbsp; Legolas&#39; face. 8. A solid gold iPhone made of diamonds. 7. A volcano to put our secret evil lair in, along with  a laser aimed at the moon. 6. A wall of TVs to play Mario Kart on. 5. Wentworth Miller 4. Beach front property with some cabana  boys. 3. TEN BAJILLION REESE&#39;S PEANUT BUTTER  CUPS! 2. Personal shopper 1. Grillz &nbsp; Q: The back of the  shampoo bottle says rinse wash and repeat, but once you have done that do you do  it again and again since it never says the amount of times you rinse wash and  repeat?&nbsp; A:  As many times as your little heart desires. But don&#39;t come crying to us when  your hair falls out. Seriously. DUN DUN DUN!!! &nbsp; Q: How dare you  insult New Jersey!&nbsp;Everyone knows the Garden State is the best.&nbsp; They&#39;re just  too scared to admit it.&nbsp;  A:  We&#39;re very sorry to tell you this, but you have been  brainwashed. &nbsp; Q: Did you know  that I&#39;m not the only crazy person in the world who named their dog  Kitty? A:  Yes. And actually there are crazier people out there that name their children  that. &nbsp; &nbsp; Q: Ohhhhh... myyyy... gawwwd... My friend just  got a life-sized cut out of Legolas... does that mean she&#39;s officially insane?  And don&#39;t let Kori answer this, please. A: Insanity&#39;s such a touchy subject,  and we really wouldn&#39;t want to set your friend (or Kori) off just because we say  that having a life-sized Legolas is a sign that you&#39;re a drooling, obsessively  crazy fan of Orlando Bloom. So we&#39;d never say that. Just so you know. Kori, get  AWAY from us! &nbsp; Q: If someone who wears contacts goes swimming  and opens their eyes, will the contacts get stuck in the back of their eye and  blind them or what? My sister told me that and now I&#39;m afraid that will happen  to me! A: Probably, so don&#39;t open your eyes  under water with contacts in. We&#39;ve known people who&#39;ve not only had them stick  to the back of their eyes, but also dissolve the eye entirely! Seriously, it&#39;s  true! Just because you&#39;d THINK that the contact would at worst maybe float off  your eye, that just makes you naive.  &nbsp; Q: You cry under water? A: Um, are you asking can we? Cause  yes, any time we watch &#39;The Notebook&#39; in our pool, we totally tear up. Or are  you asking if we are right now? We&#39;d have to go with ... yes. We just dunked our  heads in a kiddie pool just to prove the point. See, this is why grammar is  important people. Otherwise, we just think you&#39;re an idiot and don&#39;t know how to  ask a question.  &nbsp; Q: If someone with a nostril ring  takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as  their nostril holes so that snot doesn&#39;t blow out  everywhere?A: Only if their snot is really  tiny.]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Kitty Lemonade]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 09:38:45 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[&nbsp; Q: My brother says  that our cat is a good cook. He says his favorite thing that the cat cooks is  lemonade and fudge. What is that supposed to mean? A: ... we wouldn&#39;t eat anything your brother  cooks for you. Actually, what are we saying? Go for it. Mmm, chocolaty.   &nbsp; Q: It says on your  page that you guys are from Virginia.&nbsp;Well I&#39;m from Iowa and my sister went to  DC for a soccer tourney and she said that all the people were real mean just  cause they were from Iowa. They kept asking like how the corn was and stuff.  HELLO PEOPLE THERES NOT JUST CORN IN  IOWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So my question is are people  on the east coast typically mean?? (well not&nbsp;you guys ;)) A: James is from Iowa, so he knows exactly what  you&#39;re going through. Iowa&#39;s like the best state ever, especially around the  Quad Cities, so don&#39;t listen to anyone when they insult it. You know what Iowa  has other than corn? AWESOMENESS. But to answer your question, people on the  east coast aren&#39;t really mean ... it&#39;s just the proximity to New Jersey. Makes  people mad for some reason.  &nbsp; Q: OK, how the heck  do you pronounce Hayden&#39;s last name? A: We just call her Hayden Pants, cause it&#39;s  easier. But seriously ... it&#39;s Hayden Pants. But seriously again, it&#39;s Hayden  Pan-et-i-air. But seriously, Hayden Pants.  &nbsp; Q: Are you guys  nerds pretending to be really cool people answering questions cause that would  be like so uncool! A: Are you a nerd pretending to hate nerds cause  you don&#39;t want to be uncool? Cause that&#39;s not only uncool, it means you have the  herp. Sorry buddy, we didn&#39;t want to be the ones to tell you.   &nbsp;  Q: How come  Norwegians are so hot?&nbsp; A: Actually Norway is a very cold  place. &nbsp; Q: Why do people  always say blonds are stupid and make up those &quot;dumb blond&quot;  jokes? A: People are just so used to Paris Hilton, they  can&#39;t help but stereotype. &nbsp; Q: Does eating  alphabet soup make you smarter? A: It does improve your vocabulary. We once  pooped out extemporaneously.  &nbsp; Q: Why do they call  them hot dogs? Are they secretly feeding us puppies? A: What are hot dogs? Are there hot  socks? &nbsp; Q: You know the  signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes  in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve  them? A: We asked James to test this for us. He went  into a McDonalds with no pants on. In other news, if you would like to write to  James in jail, let us know and we&#39;ll give you the address. He needs some pen  pals. (Keep in mind that he&#39;s still not wearing any pants ... so don&#39;t ask for  any pictures.) &nbsp; Q: Do bald people  wash their heads with soap or shampoo? A: That&#39;s a good question. Go ask Mr. Potato  Head. &nbsp; Q: Can you get a  permanent tattoo by going over a design that you drew on your skin in pen in  pen&nbsp;every day? A: We doubt it. But it may be a killer way to get  some pen ink poisoning. ]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Wreak Havoc at the Pool]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 13:48:11 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[  Top 10 Things To Do at the Pool When You&#39;re Bored  10. Bring your rubber ducks, and talk to them like they&#39;re your children.  9. Put on sunscreen in weird patterns so you end up with a plaid tan.  8. Play with diving sticks and cackle loudly every time you come up for air.  7. Joust with your noodles.   6. Throw your&nbsp;Baby Ruth&nbsp;bar in the pool and watch all Hell break loose.  5. Play Marco Polo with yourself. Be as loud as possible.  4. Practice synchronized swimming by yourself in the pool. Be very dramatic for the best reaction.  3. Bring your own whistle and try calling your own adult swims.  2. Sing the ice cream man song as loud as possible, or record it and at the best possible moment play it on your recorder hidden inside your bag.  1. Ask&nbsp;the lifeguard on a date ... to another pool.  &nbsp;  &nbsp;  Why is everyone so obsessed over the disney stars (Zac Efron, Miley Cyrus...etc)?  A: Why not? You are supposed to obsess over famous people. Especially abnormally hot ones, such as Zac and Miley. Also, Zac Efron is going to be the next Brad Pitt so maybe you should star obsessing over him now before the whole world does and he marries some beautiful lady and adopts a million kids with her. OK?! OK.  &nbsp;  Q: How do you grow a corn dog?????  A: Plant some puppies and some popcorn and voila! You&rsquo;re rich! &nbsp;  &nbsp;  Q: How come people clean in spring? Is it the neat freak season?  A: It&rsquo;s kind of like when bears hibernate during the winter. They have to come out of hiding and clean out their systems. Actually, we have no idea what we are talking about and we aren&rsquo;t really sure who came up with the idea of &ldquo;Spring Cleaning.&rdquo; All we know is we want to have them fired from life because all we want to do in the spring is go play with our Skip-Its. Damn them.  &nbsp;  Q: Why is it when you blow in a dog&#39;s face they get mad, but when you put them in a car the first thing they do is stick their head out the window?  A: Well, let&rsquo;s look at this for a second. Think about what the wind smells like versus your breath. Wind, breath, wind, breath. Which would you rather have blowing in your face? Yeah, we though so.  &nbsp;  Q: What is your favorite color?  A: Hmm, we&rsquo;re gonna go with &hellip;.. RED!  &nbsp;  Q: Does anyone actually watch infomercials? Honestly?  A: Yes, we are pretty sure there are some crazy individuals out there that enjoy watching infomercials. Even worse are the ones that insist on buying everything they see on an infomercial. We choose not to associate with such beings though.   &nbsp;  ]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Constipated Pet Names?!]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 8 Jun 2007 08:46:28 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[  Q: What are the top  ten responses for if a guy calls you a pet name? (ie BABY, BABE,  SUGAR) A:  What, like Fido or something? HA, we kid, we kid. &nbsp; Top 10  Responses to a Pet Name 10. Nobody puts baby in a  corner! 9. Meow like a cat. It will  most likely freak them out and they&#39;ll leave you alone. 8. Thank you? 7. Awww....you are soo  sweet, my syrup-covered, ooey-gooey sugar-pop muffin! 6. Isn&#39;t Sweet Peaches the  name of your great-aunt? 5. Sit in the corner, cover  your ears, rock back and forth and start talking gibberish as though you&#39;ve lost  your mind. 4. Gasp and ask how he  knows your superhero name. 3. Call him sugar tush,  then make chewing noises.  2. That&#39;s what she  said. 1. I know you are but what  am I?? &nbsp; Q: Why can&#39;t boys  play with dolls without being made fun of?  A:  It&#39;s just the law of nature people. Actually, to be honest, boys CAN play with  dolls (James is evidence, if you need some). Haven&#39;t you ever heard of G.I. Joes  or Transformers? While they might try to convince you otherwise, they are just  boy versions of Barbies. Seriously. &nbsp; Q: What would  happen if you ate a pound of salt in an hour? Would you like, die? Or would you  just like, get constipation or something? A:  First of all, just to clear the air, you can&#39;t &quot;get&quot; constipation. Although we  revel in the fact that it would be absolutely hilarious if, when we were  constipated, if we got to close to someone or coughed on them, we could transfer  our discomfort over to them. Kori&#39;s 8th grade English teacher, Mrs. Drewry (more  like Mrs. DREARY!), would have spent half that year in the staff bathroom.  Anyway, back to the point, if you ate that much salt, you&#39;d probably  spontaneously combust and we wouldn&#39;t really feel bad for you but maybe sing  something pretty like &#39;Dust in the Wind&#39; at your funeral.  &nbsp; Q: There&#39;s this guy  in my class that at random times yells potatoes and like I&#39;m the only one that  laughs. Honestly&nbsp;I think it is hillarios (grammer).&nbsp;I love  potatoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is that weird? A:  OK, whoa. Yes, you are right, you have a problem, but it&#39;s not&nbsp;with  grammAR.&nbsp;It&#39;s a little thing we call&nbsp;SPELLING.&nbsp; &nbsp; P.S.- Potatoes!!!   &nbsp; Q: Are you qualified to give a urine  sample?A: Let&#39;s  see. Have we drank water today? Yes. Do we have to go? ... It&#39;s not urgent, but  we could if there was a medical reason to do it. So yeah, we think we&#39;re pretty  well qualified. And YOU&#39;RE a urine sample.   &nbsp; Q: Why did they  kill Charlie off of &#39;Lost&#39;? He&#39;s so hot and is my favorite. And why didn&#39;t Blake  Lewis win &#39;American Idol&#39;? He&#39;s hot and was my favorite  too!!! A:  It&#39;s almost as if someone has it in for YOU. We&#39;re not saying that&#39;s definitely  true or not, but it is, and please stop watching any good TV for the sake of the  rest of us.  &nbsp;  Q: Why can&#39;t people  fly? A:  Um, you can&#39;t? We&#39;re just kidding ... as far as you know. People can&#39;t fly  because a) we&#39;re not exactly built for it (no wings), and 2) our bones are far  too dense. Bird bones are hollow, making them much lighter. If our bones were  lighter and we had wings (or just built &#39;em), we&#39;d totally be able to fly. Not  that we can now. Shh.  &nbsp; Q: Are you  qualified to give a urine sample? A:  Let&#39;s see. Have we drank water today? Yes. Do we have to go? ... It&#39;s not  urgent, but we could if there was a medical reason to do it. So yeah, we think  we&#39;re pretty well qualified. And YOU&#39;RE a urine sample. ]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Passing Time in the Slammer]]></title>
			<link>http://red.blogs.aol.com/truthorcrapred/truth_or_crap/passing_time_in_the_slammer/</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 4 Jun 2007 15:14:51 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[  Top 10 Ways Paris Will Pass Time in Jail  10. Make millions off a memoir (seriously)  9. Count the (fake) hairs on her head  8. Think of 101 more ways to remain famous (incriminating internet tape, check... reality show, check... arrested,&nbsp;check...&nbsp;jail, check...)  7. Come up with many, many inventive ways to keep herself awake at night (because weird things happen in prison when you&#39;re sleeping.)  6. Fight someone smaller than her the&nbsp;first day so the other women know not to mess with her.   5. Cut a tunnel behind a poster of &#39;The Simple Life&#39; with a rock hammer.   4. Get a last-minute pardon by the governor, right before she has to, ew, eat that gross mess hall food.  3. Catch up on Prison Break, season 1 and see if the adorable Wentworth Miller can give her any bright ideas.  2. Eat lots of egg-salad sandwiches.  1. Get a bad-ass prison tattoo.  &nbsp;  Q: What do you think would happen if Michael Jackson farted on you? Would you die?  A: You would get pink-eye. Seriously. We found out this weekend that you get pink-eye from poo particles. Isn&rsquo;t that nasty? So next time you see someone with pink-eye, ask them, &ldquo;Who crapped in your eye?&rdquo; We bet they will get a pink face, too. HAR HAR HAR!!!  &nbsp;  Q: If you could go out with any&nbsp;one of the Charlie Brown characters, (including the teachers who don&#39;t talk), who would it be and why?  Anna: Linus. That blankie could come in handy--know what I mean? (No, Anna, we don&rsquo;t know what you mean&hellip; care to explain?)  Kori: Totally Schroeder. He played the piano like a rock star.   James: Since you said &quot;could&quot;, I&#39;m gonna say none of them. Cause yikes. They&#39;re like four.  Jen: I would say Sally, because she wears pink and is always mispronouncing words. She&#39;s a sneaky little thing that likes to be in control. I guess kinda like me. However, she has a horrible hairstyle and her feet are WAY too big.  &nbsp;  Q: Why does everyone&nbsp;think Orlando Bloom is so gorgeous when Johnny Depp is obviously so much better looking? It&#39;s completely ridiculous!  A: Um, to each his own, buddy! And Johnny Depp is dirty and is like 100. You like dirty old men? All yours.  &nbsp;  Q: Why is Orlando Bloom so hot at the end of Pirates of the Caribbean 3 and how come I can&#39;t find a picture of him anywhere?  A: First of all, you should talk to the person that asked us the question right before this one. Second of all, you can&rsquo;t find a picture of Orly from the end of the movie because we don&#39;t want to give away! Which you did right there, JERK. If you say that he&#39;s hot at the end of the movie, everyone knows that he doesn&#39;t die, cause most people don&#39;t find dead people all hot. WAY TO GO, never talk to us again. NO, we said NEVER.  &nbsp;  Q: When flies land what do they do? They poop and puke right?  A: They mostly taste with their feet, but when they land on cow poop and then your fingers, which you then use to eat french fries, and wonder why they taste so different. Must be a different kind of vegetable oil? Not exactly...  ]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[In Case Napoleon Asks You Out]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 16:25:51 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[ Top 10 Excuses to Not Go Out With the Napoleon Wannabe 10. Just be honest: &quot;Don&#39;t you ever watch TV or movies? Everyone knows that going out with nerds in high school is a reputation-killer. You understand, right?&quot; 9.&nbsp; OMG, LOOK! A LIGER! (Run, quickly). 8. You wouldn&#39;t want to see me after the sun sets. 7. Sorry, I have to do my nails... duh. 6. I&#39;m painting pottery with Paris. 5. Weren&#39;t you aware there&nbsp;is a Golden Girls marathon on tonight? 4. I already have a date with&nbsp;David Hasselhoff that night. 3. I have to practice my numb chuck skills. (Although, be careful... this may make them like you more).  2. My gerbil is having babies. 1. I&#39;m reading &#39;Truth or Crap.&#39;&nbsp;Q: Why are you all so sarcastic? A: What does&nbsp;sarcastic mean? &nbsp; Q: Why is Marilyn Manson so dang creepy? A: We could think of a few reasons. His jet black, ironed straight hair. His creepy glass eye (i.e. one of those messed up contact lenses that some weirdo invented to let other weirdos scare the crap out of people). The pasty white make-up he insists on wearing. How he admits that he likes to wake up when the sun goes down and go to bed when it comes up. OH, and probably that he is dating someone half his age (Evan Rachel Wood). Just to name a few... &nbsp; Q: There are two REALLY nerdy guys who like me and I always catch them looking at me during class.&nbsp; My friends say that they might ask me out.&nbsp; Can you guys give me the top 10 excuses for not being able to go out with them? A: We say be happy anyone likes you at all. Ha. Got ya. Here are some ways to lose the Napoleon wannabes. &nbsp; Q: How much money did Sandy make when she sold seashells by the seashore? A: She scored only seventy-seven cents. By the way, it&#39;s Sally. &nbsp; Q: I have a question. Whenever you guys make lists, it&#39;s always 10 reasons long.&nbsp; Like, 10 things to do with animal crackers or 10 ways to become a local news celebrity.&nbsp; How come it is always 10? A: Because 10 is the prettiest, most well-rounded even number we could think of.  Q: How long do you think it will take Britney to grow her hair back? Just wondering. A: Most likely we won&#39;t REALLY ever know because she has people spend two days sewing in her hair. For serious.]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Be a Local News Celebrity]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 13:39:14 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Q: Is it possible  to own a time machine that moves forward at a normal  speed? A:  OMG! Is that like... a life? Yeah, we don&#39;t have one of  those. &nbsp; Q: Don&#39;t you guys  feel terrible and disgusted with yourselves for never posting my  questions?????? A:  Wow, we feel SO much better now. We were wondering what was weighing on our  shoulders! &nbsp; Q: Why are toilets  in Britain called &quot;the Lou?&quot; Why not the Jerry or the  Samantha? A:  Well, Lou was just one of those guys that was ALWAYS in the bathroom. Especially  after that&nbsp;beans&nbsp;on toast. Woo! Do NOT go in there! &nbsp; Q: Why do emo kids  try so hard to be different, but they gotta be different in a group? Doesn&#39;t  that defeat the purpose of being emo? or is it that emo kids only fit in with  other emo kids so they embellish their emo-ishness until it&#39;s  ridiculous? A:  Embellishing emo-ishness is a total art form. Don&#39;t you realize how much effort  it takes to be and EMO-tional person? It sucks the life out of you. That&#39;s why  they are always so depressed and mad at life. We want to give them cookies so  they feel better, but we eated them. (Yes, EATED  them).&nbsp;Whoops. &nbsp; Q: Why do they call  that cheese pepper jack? Did a guy named Jack like, put pepper on his cheese or  something? Am&nbsp;I weird for asking that? A:  First of all, no one is weird around here. We are all normal. Completely and  utterly normal. What is weird, anyway? Besides, you are so right. Jack was  nimble and quick and he jumped over candlesticks and whaddya know... he put  pepper in his cheese! That guy must be so rich. &nbsp; Q: Are YOU hooked  on phonics? A:  We totally are. So much that we&#39;re considering rehab. &nbsp; Q: What would Kori  do if she saw her Legolas put through a shredder?! A:  That&#39;s not even funny. You are BANISH-ED! Thanks, Kori &nbsp; Top 10 Ways to  Make the Local News 10. Naked, naked,  naked. 9. Set a record with most  pies eaten. Cow pies.  8. Go cow tipping ... and  if there aren&#39;t any cows where you live, tip over an old person. It works,  too. 7. Stalk your mayor,  American Idol style... i.e. jump around screaming with signs that say &quot;You run  Springfield like, SO AWESOME!&quot; 6. Take your dog on  constant walks and when he/she poops, be like &quot;LOOK, I DIDN&#39;T SCOOP AFTER THE  POOP!&quot; 5. Go to the local library  and ask for every single book on World War 1.5. When they tell you there is no  such thing, calmly scream that you&#39;ve witnessed the opening of a time portal as  yet unknown to others. 4. Offer to do the weather  report: Tomorrow will be awesome with a 70 percent chance of  fabulousness. 3. Knit socks for all the  lawn gnomes. 2. Sit on someone&#39;s lawn  and swear to everyone who passes by you ARE a lawn gnome. 1. Start a loud protest  outside of the library screaming that libraries are a horrible service and books  should never be free!!!]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Save the Fish from Poop, Captain Planet!]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 17:34:48 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Top 10 Movie  Sequels We&#39;d Like to See 10. The Digital Notebook  9. A Walk to Remember: Time to Forget 8. Napoleon Dynamite Explodes 7. College Musical: Early Admission 5. Step Up: To the Plate: A Baseball Musical 4. The Holiday: Spring Break &#39;08 (Welcome to Cabo) 3. Titanic: Jack Comes Back as a Horrid Sea Monster Because Rose Married  Someone Else and Had Kids ... Also, He Wants The&nbsp;Necklace Back. 2. Nemo&#39;s Found (But Dory&#39;s Still Lost Her Mind) 1. Mean Girls: Synthetic Plastics &nbsp; Q: Would Captain  Planet&#39;s female sidekick be Mother Earth? A: This is  a very good question. We have a couple different answers. One would be yes,  maybe she is. But don&#39;t sidekicks do things to help you achieve your goal?  Mother Nature kind of just sits there and then brings rain or tornadoes or  hurricanes that can be kind of cool until they turn into an F5 or category 5 or  something with the number 5 and then even Captain Planet better be runnin&#39; for  the bunker. &nbsp; The second response would  be NO, he has five (there&#39;s that number again!) sidekicks. Earth, Fire,  Wiiiiiind, Water, Heart. Their powers combined, he is CAPTAIN  PLANET!!! &nbsp; Q: When your fish  dies and you flush it, does it go to fish heaven? A: You  really think fish want a lot of poo in their heaven?&nbsp;Yes. Yes, they  do. &nbsp; Q: Have you ever  eaten a crayon? A:&nbsp;Yeah, they taste like candles, only with a more burnt  umber-ishness.&nbsp;  &nbsp; Q: What would  happen if I came to your office and saw Legolas and Kori making out? Because I  would just grab a trash can and vomit. A: That&#39;s  because you don&#39;t understand love. It&#39;s a PDA, sure, but a.) she&#39;s found her  true love, and 2.) he&#39;s cardboard, so we&#39;re all for it. The only problem is when  her saliva eats through the cardboard. &nbsp; Q: If quizzes are  quizzical, what are tests? A: ...  Yeah, nice try. We&#39;re not gonna fall for that one again.&nbsp;  &nbsp; Q: Do they call it  duck tape because it is made out of ducks or because it&#39;s as sticky as ducks?  I&#39;d guess because it was made out of them because&nbsp;I don&#39;t think that ducks are  sticky, but what do&nbsp;I know? A: It&#39;s  really called DUCT tape, because it&#39;s used for heavy-duty things, such as  repairing air DUCTS. But nice try. &nbsp; Q: Eh, so I was  wondering why you type in white font color. A: Maybe  you should put your brain to more useful ponderous thoughts. The day we worry  about the color of our font will be a very sad day. Wondering about the color of  fonts doesn&#39;t fight world hunger or the greenhouse effect. We can&#39;t believe you  are being so selfish. &nbsp; Q: Is it wrong to  Google people other than celebrities? For example, friends, teachers, etc. I  just Google out of boredom and curiosity. A: No way,  we Google ourselves all the time. One time, James&#39; name came up on a site that  listed Registered Really Stinky Fart Offenders. Ew, right? &nbsp;]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Animal Crackers: Not Just For Eating]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 11:53:39 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[  Top 10 Things to Do with Animal Crackers  10. Do an animal cracker interpretation of the whole &#39;Lion King&#39; movie. Extra kudos for whoever can find a box of Animal Crackers with hyenas.  9. Sibling Warfare: Self-defense (chuck it really hard). Comedy (chuck it really hard). Bribery (&quot;If you make my bed, I will give you three lions and a monkey. If you don&#39;t make my bed, I will chuck three lions and a monkey at you really hard.&quot;)  8. Put a whole bunch of wet, soggy ones in someone&#39;s lunch plate ... totally looks like a pile of ... you can figure it out.  7. Try to figure out what the shapes really are, like ring-tailed lemurs and three-toed sloths. Bonus points for knowing the Latin names. (Minus points for being a huge nerd.)  6. Crumble them up and leave trails from room to room so you don&#39;t forget where you came from, whether at home or at school. Parents and janitors just&nbsp;LOVE that.  5.&nbsp;Save two of each before the flood ... of milk.   4. Talk to them. They&#39;re the only real friends you&#39;ll ever have. EVER.  3. Hunt them down like you&#39;re a lion on the savannah.&nbsp;Then leave the rest for scavengers.   2. Three words: circus act. Just forget the monkeys. They never listen.   1. Reenact your favorite Animal Planet scenes. Mating season, anyone?  &nbsp;  Q: Why do they call it shredded wheat? It comes in little squares.&nbsp;That is not shredded if you ask me.  A: Yeah, seriously. That totally pisses us off.  &nbsp;  Q: Do you think Zachary David Alexander Efron from A SMALL Town in CA looks better with brown or black hair???  A: Zac Efron has four names? Well, he was just bound for stardom, then. But, honestly, you kind of scared us when you busted out with all that Zac info. Sometimes it&#39;s better to pretend you aren&#39;t a stalker when dealing with day-to-day activities, such as writing into &#39;T or C.&#39; Just because Kori dances around with a cardboard Legolas doesn&#39;t mean you should be following her example. We literally worry about her every day. Oh, but we like the brown hair.   &nbsp;  Q: Is it true that if you crack your&nbsp;knuckles too many times,&nbsp;your fingers&nbsp;fall off?  A: Yeah, totally. Also, if you make a funny face and someone hits you on the back, your face will get stuck that way.  &nbsp;  Q: What would happen if we lost all of Earth&#39;s gravity? Would we all float?  A: No, we&#39;d shoot out into space like David Hasselhoff shoots out of a birthday cake while singing &#39;Hooked&nbsp;on&nbsp;a&nbsp;Feeling.&#39; It&#39;s really quite scary, actually.  &nbsp;  Q: How do cats know to use the litter box?  A: Because cats are freaks.&nbsp;There is a reason why you smell like crap whenever you leave a&nbsp;sandbox. Nast.  &nbsp;  Q: Will someone ever invent a time machine?  A: We hope so, because we really want to mess with the whole equilibrium of the Earth. Messing with history would TOTALLY ROCK!!!  &nbsp;  Q: Why do parents figure out EVERYTHING you do?  A: It&#39;s pretty much in their job description. We also think they really do have eyes in the back of their heads like they say. They grow them during the time their spawn are learning to walk. And when they tell us they have eyes in the back of their head, it just seems so far-fetched that we don&#39;t believe it or think to check. That&#39;s their trick. They are just so sneaky. Smart, yet SNEAKY!  &nbsp;  Q: Can a fish drowned?  A:&nbsp;Do I has bad grammar?  &nbsp;  Q: Can a person choke and die on a lifesaver?  A: Yeah, you can choke on pretty much anything. Except maybe a feather. That&#39;d be a little awkward.   ]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Pissing off Grandma]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 14:33:38 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[  Q: Why are graham crackers called that and not something else?&nbsp; And why do they never break exactly right on the little dotted lines?&nbsp; These crunchy sweet crackers are certainly very mysterious, no?  A: What are horse shoes? And are there horse socks? Graham crackers are named after Alexander Graham Bell, who invented the telephone and a zingy little cracker that really isn&#39;t good for anything but s&#39;mores. We&#39;d have completely forgotten about them if not for the whole phone thing.  &nbsp;  Q: Isn&#39;t Justin Timberlake just SOOO smexy?...and yes i said smexy not sexy! Oh yes!  A: Does this mean he is smart AND sexy all rolled into one?? Wow, you may have just created a new adjective. Call Websters.   &nbsp;  Q: Do little people eat as much as big people?  A: Little people like leprechauns? SURE, faith and begorra they do, laddies! Except they eat PEOPLE.  &nbsp;  Q: When I eat food, why is it my mouth gets all messy?   A: Ok, a) chew with your mouth closed. 2) we asked for the news, not the weather.  &nbsp;  Q: Let&#39;s say you have a toilet and half of it is north of the equator and the other half is south of the equator...which way would the water spin? Or would it just look like an exploding vortex?  A: We already answered this one, it spins the same way no matter what hemisphere you&#39;re in, so take your toilet and SIT ON IT. You know, cause that&#39;s how you use &#39;em.  &nbsp;  Q: What would happen if toddlers ruled the world?  A: Elmo would be elected Secretary of the Funny Playtime world ... and the rest of us would be dead. Just like when the leprechauns took over.  &nbsp;  Q: Why does a cow say&nbsp;moo not poo?  A: Why does your FACE say moo, not poo?  &nbsp;  Q: Why is there always a long line at the girls&#39; bathroom but not the boys&#39;?  A: Boys stand up and pee, and don&#39;t have to wipe. In and out. Of the BATHROOM, sickos.  &nbsp;  Q: Actually, the wetness on dog&#39;s noses is not love snot, it is actually sweat. Dogs only sweat through their noses and their feet. So it&#39;s actually pretty gross when they have wet noses.  A: Why you gotta crush our dreams? Besides, dogs still love&nbsp;US when we are sweaty... live a little. Embrace the love sweat.  &nbsp;  Top 10 Ways to Piss Off Your Relatives  10. Show them where the laundry room is when they ask for clean towels.  9. Three words: stink palm.  8. Steal all the toilet paper in the house, then wait ... just wait.  7. Clean the fishbowl with their toothbrushes.  6. Try and say exactly what the relative is saying as they are saying it. Kori does this, and it&#39;s irritating as hell.  5. Unscrew the salt and pepper shakers.  4. Short sheet the bed.  3. We the bed and blame it on your cousin who had to stay the weekend.  2. Replace the Tylenol with laxative pills.  1. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?  ]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Get Some Love Snot]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 07:04:52 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Q: If you dropped a  hair dryer that was on in the ocean, would it electrocute everything in the  ocean? A:  Wow. We never ever thought of that. But we&#39;re going to go with no, because based  on the amount of dumb people in this world, someone would have most definitely  already tried it. Also, we feel like we would see signs on every shore saying  &quot;NO HAIR DRYERS.&quot; OH YEAH, guess what else we just realized... you&#39;d need a  pretty long extension cord to get that hair dryer in the  ocean. &nbsp; Q: Do you think that  we will ever find aliens in space? Would they be friendly? A:  Yes, we think aliens may be in space. Scary Tom Cruise aliens that will take  over all our couches and have babies with massive amounts of hair. Then they  will make everyone follow scientology and live in humongous mansions. OK, we  could get used to that last part. &nbsp; Q: Do kittens love  you as much as you love them? A:  Hmm, probably not. Cats seems pretty independent and snotty. Now, puppies on the  other hand, they are just peeing in their non-existent pants for you.  &nbsp; Q: My sister puts  ketchup on her pizza and I think it&#39;s weird when everyone I know usually puts  ranch dressing on it. Isn&#39;t that weird? A:  Actually, yes, we find that really weird. Not that we should be judging  weirdness. But ketchup is made from tomatoes and there is already tomato sauce  on pizza. Talk about tomato products overload. Besides, Ranch is totally the way  to go. Mmm, we think we may get pizza for lunch. Hold the  ketchup. &nbsp; Q: Do you like  coffee? A:  Yes. We pretty much like coffee. Sometimes it&#39;s gross though. Like, the free  stuff at the T or C offices. We only drink that if we are really desperate.  Also, just on a side note, never SIP your coffee. No matter how hot it is. You  can wait for it to cool down. It&#39;s the most annoying sound in the world. That  and constantly clearing your throat.  &nbsp; Q: Why do dogs have  wet noses? A:  Dogs have wet noses so they can give you love snot. We bet you didn&#39;t know love  snot existed, but oh, it does. Pugs give the best love snot because of there  cute little snouts. Sometimes you&#39;ll get a big dousing, but embrace people,  embrace it.]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Check Your Ears for Spiders]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 7 May 2007 15:01:45 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[  Q: Have you ever played a video game that sounded or looked so realistic that when something exploded or something big like that happened it scared the crap out of you and you nearly peed in your pants? A: Yeah, this one time, we looked really realistic and we started thinking we were actually real people, with, like, jobs or something big like that, and it scared the crap out of us! But we weren&#39;t in a video game. Or even playing one. Which was the really weird part.  Q: When someone calls you a pip squeak, what does the pip mean? A: Read &#39;Great Expectations,&#39; and in only 300-something pages, you&#39;ll learn the answer. OK, seriously, the work &#39;pipsqueak&#39; developed early in the 20th century, but that&#39;s about all the info we could find. So just stick to reading &#39;Great Expectations.&#39; Yeah, we really know how to have a good time.  Q: This is really random, but what would happen if you fall on an escalator and your hair gets sucked into the vortices of the world underneath the mall? Just wondering!  A: This isn&#39;t something one can just wonder about. It&#39;s one of those things that thinking about MAKES TRUE. It&#39;s bad enough shopping for a bathing suit at the mall, but getting sucked into the vortices of the world underneath the mall is even worse. So just eat those extra cupcakes and don&#39;t worry about the swimsuit.  Anyway, these incidents are known as Escalator Side-of-Step Entrapment and there are an estimated 16,000 escalator accidents each year. So maybe we shouldn&#39;t be JOKING about this, OK? God, you&#39;re so insensitive sometimes.  &nbsp;  Q: This guy I knew from marching band was very obsessed with cannibals and would always talk about cannibals eating vegetarians, so I would appreciate if you answered this question.&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you call&nbsp;a cannibal that only eats vegetarians?  A: Really, really picky.  &nbsp;  If I was to fart in a bottle and close it really fast, then put it in the freezer would my fart freeze?  A: This sounds like the beginnings of a very intense and interesting experiment. Only, we don&rsquo;t know who should fart in the bottle? Like, isn&rsquo;t that kind of private? We don&rsquo;t want to be all farting in front of each other, smelling up the &lsquo;T or C&rsquo; offices. Well, guess that&rsquo;s the price we have to pay to give you your answers. And really, we always knew that it&#39;d be Kori doing the farting. Wasn&#39;t even a question, really.  &nbsp;  A: Top 10 Things You Don&#39;t Want in Your Ear  10. Spiders&nbsp; 9. Smurfs  8. Britney Spears&#39; tongue  7. Worms  6. foot fungus  5. Papazao by K-Fed  4. Snakes  3. Wasps  2. Hollywood Agents  1. The monkey. You DON&#39;T want to know where he&#39;s been. Seriously.   ]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[A Fear of Raisins (Shudder)]]></title>
			<link>http://red.blogs.aol.com/truthorcrapred/truth_or_crap/a_fear_of_raisins_shudder/</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 2 May 2007 05:21:02 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Q: Why do they call  the Wii the Wii?&nbsp;Was Nintendo trying to make us laugh, or are they serious?&nbsp;Come  on. A:  We aren&#39;t really sure what they were thinking when they named it the Wii, but we  sure are glad. Mostly because it has given us tons of good jokes like, &quot;Don&#39;t  touch my Wii!&quot; or &quot;I need to Wii so bad!&quot; and another favorite &quot;I Wii&#39;ed like 20  times today.&quot; They never cease to crack us up. And for that, we thank Nintendo  (oh, and we also thank them for Mario Kart). &nbsp; Q: If walls could  talk, would they tell you how they were tired of being abused by nails and  staples? Or would they just tell you that your room wall decor is  tacky? A:  The nails and staples are friends with the wall and we don&#39;t know why you would  suggest anything else! &nbsp; Q: Regarding the  segment, &quot;Vegetarians Eating Animal Crackers&quot;, You were WRONG.&nbsp; My friend is  vegetarian and she can&#39;t eat animal crackers because there are eggs in animal  crackers.&nbsp; A:  We don&#39;t want to get all technical and annoying on you here, but there is more  than one type of vegetarian. You friend is one of those really anal  ones (no offense). She is either a lacto vegetarian which means she will not eat  meat or eggs, but she will let herself enjoy some milk and honey. OR she could  be a vegan who doesn&#39;t eat any animal product at all including dairy, honey,  meat and eggs and we basically wonder what they eat ever because ... seriously,  what is left??? Not even animal crackers!!! &nbsp; Q: Have you ever  wondered what would happen if you puked in someone&#39;s  backpack? A:  We try to avoid wondering about things that may make us upchuck our lunch on the  spot. But, if you insist on us imagining such a horrifying situation, well, we  will tell you that we are fairly certain throwing up in someone&#39;s backpack would  rest high on our list of most embarrassing and disgusting situations to befall  us. Now, can we ask you, have you ever imagined a bird pooping in your eye when  you were sitting outside at the cool table on that warm spring day while you  were flirting with your crush? Bummer, right? &nbsp; Q: If you  were kidnapped what would you do to get away??A: Easy. Sing, &quot;I&#39;ve  got a lovely bunch of coconuts... doodle-lee-doo, there they are a-standing in a  row...&quot; over and over until they got let us go. There is just only so long  someone can take it. &nbsp; Q: Do you think  anyone has ever made an orange pie?&nbsp; What would one taste  like? A:  Mmm, we think it would be yummy and fruity and citrusy and we&#39;ve devour it. This  really makes us want pie, though. Like a key lime or lemon meringue or something  equally shocking for our palate.  &nbsp; Q: Is it odd to  have death defying fear of raisins? My friends think it is odd and hilarious.  They put raisins in my locker...*shudder* A:  Not if they are the California raisins because those dudes are just scary. We  aren&#39;t sure who came up with the idea of dancing and singing raisins and where  the appeal is in that, but apparently, they used to be really freakin&#39; cool.  Well, whoever lived back when the California raisins were popular should be  arrested for allowing something like that to reach the mainstream. It&#39;s just  wrong. &nbsp; Q: What happens if  you lick a spark-plug? A:  It would probably be the last thing you licked for a long time. Or at least the  last thing you&#39;d ever want to lick because you&#39;d be scared to let your tongue  out of your mouth ever again. Yikes. &nbsp; Q: If pigs could  fly, what would happen? A: Probably a lot of things that we thought would  never happen until pigs were able to fly. Like when James asked us when we were  going to stop making fun of him for that bad haircut even though it had grown  out like six months ago. Well, what do you think we told him?? When pigs could  fly, of course! So, looks like James is off the hook. Drats.  ]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[In Case You Ever Get Slapped...]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 13:43:45 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Q: What are  the top ten responses to someone slapping you?&nbsp; A:&nbsp;  Oh my... this is quite feisty. We like. &nbsp; Top 10 Responses  to Someone Slapping You 10.  You&#39;re still ugly. 9.  That&#39;s the last time you touch my Wii. 8.  That&#39;s what SHE said. 7.  Ooh, it burns! 6.  Did I just get bitten by a mosquito? 5.  &quot;Thanks!&quot;4. Laugh hysterically for 30 seconds and then fall  over pretending to be dead. 3.  Wanna try that again? 2.  We&#39;re done here. 1.  Turn the other cheek. And not the one on your face.  &nbsp; &nbsp; Q: I like to eat  peanut butter and bananas sandwiches, is that weird? A:  Yes, but only if you don&#39;t include marshmallow too, cause  flutter-nutter comes from angels. Perfect, perfect angels. YUM.   &nbsp; Q: OK on American  Idol, you know Sanjaya Malakar? Yeah well I have a pretty bad obsession. I&#39;m  being serious. I cant think of anything but him, and I spend all of my time on  the computer looking at his pictures, or searching him on Google. Is there  something wrong with this? A:  You scare the bejeezus out of us. We&#39;d have totally suggested you  contact Dear Dee about your insanity, but we don&#39;t even want to inflict this on  her. You and Sanjaya disturb each other, cause freakin&#39; YIKES.   &nbsp; &nbsp; Q: Is it true that  cookie monster on sesame street is now named vegetable monster to promote good  eating habits? Since Kori watches it all the time, she probably knows the truth  right? Personally,&nbsp;I think&nbsp;calling him vegetable monster is stupid. Cookies are  AWESOME!&nbsp;But that&#39;s just me. A:  That&#39;s not true, and don&#39;t give them ideas! They&#39;re just having Cookie  Monster be a little more healthy by adding some vegetables to his diet. Maybe  you should take a lesson there, Ms. Cookies-Are-Awesome. Fat ain&#39;t just a river  in Egypt, my friend.  &nbsp; Q: Ok so me and my  cousin have this whole joke with &#39;bakery drive-by.&#39; If&nbsp;you guys were to bakery  drive-by someone, who would it be and&nbsp;what sweets would u throw at  them?? A:  We&#39;re gonna bakery drive-by the crazy girl that loves Sanjaya. Want a  muffin-top, creepy? Have ten. In the HEAD. Maybe she&#39;ll snap out of it.   &nbsp; Q: Who would you  rather see in a bikini, Rosie O&#39;Donnell or Barbara  Walters? A:  That&#39;s like pitting the sun vs. the moon, they&#39;re both so beautiful in  their own ways. And wow, does Rosie ever have a butt that just won&#39;t quit!  MROW! &nbsp; Q: At my school  there is this guy that is obsessed with me, he follows me everywhere I go (he  almost followed me into the bathroom once.) What should I  do? A:  There&#39;s nothing more attractive than a guy who stalks you into a  bathroom. Seriously, that just means he loves you. Grab onto him and don&#39;t let  go!  &nbsp; Q: Could Kori&#39;s  cutout of Legolas fly if you tied it to a string and tossed it in the air on a  windy day? Because I would pay money to see Legolas fly. A: Join the club, cause we  think that&#39;s what heaven is. Kori says she&#39;ll try it, but only if no one&#39;s  around. It&#39;s a private thing, don&#39;t ask.  &nbsp; Q: My friend and I  were wondering which side of a worm is the head and which side is the  butt? A:  Just feed it some fiber and see what comes out. That&#39;ll answer your  question.  &nbsp; Q: So, in regards  to the question about opening your mouth when you put on mascara,&nbsp;I can do it  with my mouth closed. Does that mean&nbsp;I have a smart mouth?&nbsp; My parents say&nbsp;I do,  but&nbsp;I think that&#39;s for a different reason. A:  Nice, that kinda made us laugh.  &nbsp; Q: What would  happen if you farted and your house blew up?? A:  That&#39;s why you don&#39;t eat Thai food too late at night.   &nbsp; Q: Wouldn&#39;t it be  cool if bunnies ruled the world? A:  Cari&#39;s eyes just filled with tears of hope. ]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sharks in Pools of  Jell-O]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 13:28:29 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[  Q: Is it considered wrong to love the show &quot;Dragon Tales&quot; since I am 12? Or should I move on to more adult shows like&nbsp;&quot;Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?&quot;  A: It&#39;s not wrong. Kori has to watch Sesame   Street every morning before she can actually get started. It&#39;s like her coffee ... the rest of us just listen in. &quot;Oh Cookie Monster!&quot; she yells, laughing. &quot;Will you NEVER get tired of eating cookies? Yowzas!&quot;  &nbsp;  Q: Would you rather have a tiger eat you or a&nbsp;shark?  A: A tiger, obviously, but the more important question is what happens when&nbsp;a tiger fights a shark, before, after or during the shark&#39;s fight with an alligator! The only place this could possibly happen is in some sort of zoo-aquarium hybrid, where the tiger gets out of it&#39;s cage and breaks the shark tank, which spills into the alligator&#39;s pen.   &nbsp;  OOOH, you know what would be even cooler? If the tiger was in some kind of yacht with guns, and the alligator parachuted in ... except at the last minute, the shark jumps out of the water, eating the alligator in one bite. Except that was stupid, cause now the tiger knows the shark is there, right? So he has his guys shoot at the shark, but they all miss, cause you can&#39;t aim right underwater ... the light refracts. So the shark sinks the yacht by ramming a hole into it, and bites the tiger, just as the alligator in it&#39;s stomach reaches out and bites the tiger too, even as the tiger bites them both back.   &nbsp;  Basically, it&#39;s the coolest tie in history.  &nbsp;  Q: On the weekends do you guys take off and go bull riding?  A: If by bull-riding you mean sleeping late and playing video games, then yes. But we have ridden a bull ... every member of T or C has to prove themselves first as a rodeo clown, and to do THAT, you need to really know your bull. You can&#39;t just go out and tease it. That&#39;s the first rule of Fight Club.   &nbsp;  Q: If a chicken had lips, could it whistle? And if it could, why would it want to?  A: It could, but we&#39;d have to kill it and eat it if we did. That&#39;s our policy on whistlers, and we do enforce it.   &nbsp;  Q: if you had water in your mouth and stuck your lounge in a light socket would you get electrocuted  A: A lounge? Isn&#39;t that just like a hipster bar? You totally confused us. So yes.  &nbsp;  Q: I have ALWAY wanted to know what would happen if you used a pool and filled it with Jell-o! Could a person seriously die from that kind of thing? I would use cherry! What would you use??   A: We&#39;d use blue raspberry, cause we&#39;d want to turn our whole body blue. And would you die? Yes, if you ate the whole thing ... and probably yes if you tried to swim in it, let&#39;s be honest, cause you&#39;d just sink into it, the jello filling in above you until you died some kind of horrible, fruity death while everyone watched,&nbsp;a bottle of&nbsp;whip cream going sadly unused.   &nbsp;  Q: Do you think that Britney Spears and James would make a good couple?  A: Well, they both have horrible haircuts, so in that respect they would compliment each other well.   &nbsp;  Q: Why women can&#39;t put on mascara with their mouth closed?  A: I think it&#39;s just another one of those involuntary reflexes -- like closing your eyes when you sneeze, or puking when you see Tom Cruise and&nbsp;Katie Holmes making&nbsp;out. Good times! Honestly,&nbsp;you open your eyes wide in order to apply mascara and&nbsp;for some reason the mouth plays follow the leader. The mouth is dumb, we think  ]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Cartoon Crushes ... They're Normal]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 13:43:31 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[  The Top 10 Signs It&rsquo;s Almost Summer   10. You can spend 5th period laying in the nurse&#39;s office&nbsp;because your &quot;allergies are acting up.&quot;  9. Time to run the mile in P.E. class. Ugh.  8. Field Day!!!  7. Fake tanner has been replaced by sunscreen&nbsp;at the grocery store.  6. The snow days stopped last week.  5. Your parents start to wear shorts and show off their extremely florescent legs ... ugh.   4. Your grandpa wears shorts and has his tube&nbsp;socks pulled up to his knees.  3. You skip school because you have horrid streaks from your fake tanner.  2. The sweater you wanted is FINALLY 90% off.  1. There are all shapes, sizes and colors of bare midriffs lining the school halls. And some are.... not so pretty.  &nbsp;  Q: When they say &quot;the end&quot; at the end of a story, does that mean the world ended once upon a time?  &nbsp;  A: Yup, just like when we say &quot;We&#39;ll call you&quot; and then never do. Wait, what was the question? It means the story is over, and it comes from France where they type &quot;La Fin.&quot; in really artsy-fartsy letters, usually in some kind of existentialist nightmarish black and white movie about the absurdity of the universe. That&#39;s actually where our fairy tales come from too, the writings of Jean Paul Satre, who wins for having the most French name in the history of France. He said that Hell is other people. He must have gotten questions like this.   &nbsp;  Q: Is it healthy to have a huge obsession with T or C?  &nbsp;  A: We really think you are asking the wrong people. ::coughYES::cough::  &nbsp;  Q: Everybody I know thinks it&#39;s weird that I drink milk when I eat pizza. I mean, you drink milk with spaghetti, and spaghetti has sauce, right? Do you guys think that&#39;s weird?  &nbsp;  A: No! That is NOT weird. Kori gets the same quizzical looks when she drinks milk with any and every meal. It&rsquo;s just an enjoyable beverage. Some people don&rsquo;t understand that. If people continue to harass you about it, Kori says you shouldy say to them, &ldquo;Well, I may be weird, but at least I&rsquo;m not JUDGEMENTAL!&rdquo; Yeah, she&rsquo;s not bitter or anything &hellip;  &nbsp;  Q: Who would win: an alligator or a shark?  A: We think a Great White shark could totally demolish an alligator. But, we aren&rsquo;t zoologists or anything here. There could be a couple different scenarios. The alligator could accidentally wander into the ocean (which is unlikely, as they are freshwater animals) and then the shark would probably eat it (if not because it&rsquo;s hungry, then because he just wants to prove a point). Or, the shark could fly out of the water and end up on land (accidentally, obviously) and then the alligator would devour it as it flails helplessly. That kind of makes us sad. Weird.  &nbsp;  Q: Doesn&#39;t Phil Stacey from American Idol look like a cereal killer?  A: A cereal killer? What&rsquo;s a cereal killer? Is that someone who only picks cereals that have animals on the box and then like CRUSHES it? OK, that was lame. But really, leave the Trix rabbit alone. He doesn&rsquo;t eat your cereal (because it&rsquo;s for kids, duh) so don&rsquo;t eat him.  &nbsp;  A: Which cartoon character would you like to be your significant other??  &nbsp;  &nbsp;  Kori: Dimitri from Anastasia. Or Captain Planet... he&#39;s totally a hero and takes pollution down to zero.  James: Totally the Little Mermaid. She wants to be part of my world, what can I say?  Jen: Sebastian from The Little Mermaid. (Yeah, she picked a crab).  ]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Vegetarians Eating Animal Crackers]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2007 14:25:50 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[  Q: My friends and&nbsp;I have totally already played Mario Kart with our feet.&nbsp; You guys are so behind.&nbsp; That&#39;s like, so last year.  A: Is this a challenge? Our toes are ready, buster.  &nbsp;  Q: A dragon flew off with my Aunt Dave. How can I get her back?  A: Aunt Dave? Are you sure you really WANT her to come back?   &nbsp;   Q: Next time you are at an airport you should walk up to a random person and say, &quot;Seriously Dude, don&#39;t get on that plane!&quot;&nbsp; NOW THAT IS FUNNY!  A: YEAH! And it would be SO funny when that person told airport officials on you and you had to be interrogated by the FBI for hours and maybe never let on a plane again. HILARIOUS!!!  &nbsp;  Q: Will you take me down to Funky town?  A: We certainly know the way if you would need help with that.  &nbsp;  Q: Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?  A: We look at it this way: Animal crackers are usually zoo animals. Does anyone eat zoo animals? Not as far as we know (and we really hope we know all because otherwise people eating monkey&#39;s is really disturbing... seriously, they are like, two chromosomes away from humans. It would be just wrong. And inhumane. Inmonkeyane. ANYWAY, vegetarians can eat animal crackers. We won&#39;t tell PETA on them.  &nbsp;  Q: Guess what?!?  A: Chicken butt?  &nbsp;  Q: I personally don&#39;t think anything is wrong with having a cardboard&nbsp;cutout of Legolas. I mean, I know somebody who has a cutout of Oprah!&nbsp;A cutout of Josh Groban? Now THAT&rsquo;S wrong!!!  A: We like your style! What if they had a cardboard cutout of Josh Groban singing &quot;You Raise Me Up&quot; to Oprah??? Now THAT might be worth it ...  &nbsp;  Q: My friend likes growl is this normal???&nbsp; Because some guy thought she had rabies!  A: This is actually completely normal. Jen and Kori &#39;meow&#39; all the time. Well, now that we think about it, Jen and Kori aren&#39;t that normal. But, growling is fun. You can mean growl or nice growl or complain growl. It&#39;s like, the many faces of growling.  &nbsp;  Q: Why don&#39;t you ever see the headline &quot;Psychic Wins Lottery&quot;?  A: Because that goes against the American Psychics Honor Code. Duh.  ]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Big Foot Wasn't a Clown]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:21:40 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[  Q: Ok, if glue makes things stick, why doesn&#39;t the glue stick to the bottle? It&#39;s so confusing!  A: Glue doesn&#39;t make things stick until it dries. Ever notice that you can glue things together, and before it dries, you can move &#39;em around? Glue in the bottle still has water in it, so until you bloop it out and the water evaporates, it&#39;s not going to stick to anything. Except your FACE.  &nbsp;  Q: In reference to the question, who do you think is the hottest guy in the world? [Besides James] I disagree, not Brad Pitt but the guy from Narnia, is way hotter!  A: You are correct that Peter Pevensie is very dreamy and we commend you for bringing him to our attention. Sometimes we go see movies and think that someone is really cute but then we forget about him! See you later while we spend hours on Google Images.  &nbsp;  Q: What happens when you put Peeps in the microwave? My dad told us never to do it because it&#39;ll mess it up, but you guys have probably tried it before, right?  A: Peeps = marshmallows, and marshmallows = gross in the microwave. We did this already! Marshmallow experiment.  &nbsp;  Q: Do you think shoving Twizzlers up people&#39;s noses, then running away going:  &quot;MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA&quot; would be weird, my friends think so.  A: Um, yeah that could be weird... or it could be ASSAULT!  &nbsp;  Q: Are people with big feet better at being clowns that people with small feet?  A: We searched and searched but it seems that no one has done a psychological experiment on this yet. SPLENDID! We just found you your new science project!  &nbsp;  Q: How come people like the word &quot;cheese&quot; so much? I really don&#39;t get it! Also, what is your favorite kind of cheese?  A: How can you not like cheese? Unless you are like, lactose intolerant, in which case, we are really, really sorry for you, but otherwise grab a hold of yourself!!! Cheese is amazing! It comes in all sorts of flavors like swiss, cheddar, even PEPPER JACK! Whoa, we know! Also, you can get it in any form!&nbsp; Blocks of cheese, string cheese, cheese spread, SPRAY cheese (kind of scary but GREAT), cream cheese, even powder cheese for your MAC &lsquo;N&rsquo; CHEESE! Literally, the possibilities are endless. So maybe you should rethink your opinion on cheese.   &nbsp;  Q: When you were little, what did each one of you [ including the monkey ] want to be when you grew up?  Kori: archeologist (Jurassic Park phase), actress, architect, actress, interior designer, actress,&nbsp;ME!  James: Han Solo,&nbsp;Disney animator, writer, rich  Anna: actress,&nbsp;foreign correspondent, dancer (or even just a back-up dancer on soul trail), filmmaker, tall (but not too tall), glasses-free  Dee: Lawyer -- just because I wanted to be RICH; teacher-- because I wanted to be poor; advice columnist ... because was/am bossy like that.  Cari: Toll booth collector, filmmaker, writer,&nbsp;Drew Barrymore (1994),&nbsp;frequent guest on last-night talk shows, angry feminist poet  Jen: Tina Turner ... I wanted to be a soulful singer.  &nbsp;  &nbsp;  Q: What does each member of T or C think Sanjaya&#39;s next hair style will be?  Kori: Are there any left to do?&nbsp;Hmm, blonde extensions...?  James: Anything that covers his face. *shudder*  Anna: It&#39;s time for an &#39;80s angular/asymm cut, a la Posh&#39;s latest look.  Cari: The only way to go at this point is the rainbow clown wig.  Jen: I think he&#39;s going to go extreme ... like Britney Spears extreme. Yep. Bald head!  ]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Chocolate Bunny Murderers]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 9 Apr 2007 13:49:00 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Top 10 Things To Do During Spring10. Prance. 9. Going to farms to look at little baby lambs teeter-tottering on their ittle bitty weggies, and then going out for lunch afterward and ordering the lambchops.8. Waterballon fights (duh!) ... it&#39;s especially&nbsp;shocking around all our computer equipment!7. What do you mean DO? All we DO is sit here answering YOUR questions. UGH ... WE WANT TO SEE THE SUN ONCE IN OUR LIVES!6. Chase the ice cream trucks around town and every time the stop we ask them for a hotdog.5. We make fun of James new girlie spring shoes. And we thank the sun gods for making it too hot to wear his&nbsp;Ewok sweater. 4. Heckle the hot&nbsp;baseball players.3. Don a cute &nbsp;tennis skirt, sweatband, Nike visor and bamboo earrings a la Serena, and serve it up in a neighborhood tennis tournament....I don&#39;t care how I play. It&#39;s really all about the outfit.2. BBQ. What better way to spend a Sunday than grilling up some burgers and veggies with the local crew?1. Frolic.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Q:&nbsp;Why do you poop???? And if you didn&#39;t would you blow up?????A: You poop to get rid of solid wastes that won&#39;t dissolve into your urine. Yeah, and you thought we were gonna make some kind of poop jokes here. Well, nice try, jerks, just when you think we&#39;re gonna zig, we zag! &nbsp;Oh, and if you didn&#39;t poop, it&#39;d explode inside you and you&#39;d have poop in your blood and stuff. Hahaha, poop&#39;s a funny word!&nbsp;&nbsp;Q: Who do you think is the hottest guy in the world? [Besides James]A: Jam...oh, BESIDES James. Hmm, probably Brad Pitt, cause YUM. But that doesn&#39;t mean all your Blooms and Depps and Gyllenenhahahaaals aren&#39;t still hot with two t&#39;s, they&#39;re just not AS hot. &nbsp;Now we feel bad. Thanks for making us JUDGE, jerks!&nbsp;&nbsp;Q: What if Justin Timberlack was Justin Timberland?A: Who&#39;s Justin Timberlack? Sounds like an argument against logging ... ha! If you don&#39;t get it, look it up. We can&#39;t do everything for you.&nbsp;&nbsp;Q: Why is Kori obsessed with Legolas? I need to know. Not cute at all. Kori must be a serious dork.A: Well, Kori IS a serious dork, but she&#39;s also crazy, like eat her sock for a dollar crazy, so she gets away with it. And we&#39;re not talking about just any socks ... she wears those things for like a week straight JUST to show us she&#39;ll still eat it. And then she smiles the whole time with this crazy look in her eye. &nbsp;Seriously, Legolas is like the most normal part of her life.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Q: Did Miley Cyrus die her hair? Like seriously? First it was like brownish, then it had blonde highlights, then light brown-brownish and now that she went to the UK it is all blackish-brownish. What happened?&nbsp;I mean her only her that stays the same is fake hair...or is the wig fake hair?A: Miley neither wears a wig nor does she dye her hair. In fact, Miley is a rare breed of human chameleon. Her hair color changes by what outfits she&rsquo;s wearing and what events she goes to. It&rsquo;s a very unusual yet coveted animal trait. Seriously. You&rsquo;d never have to go to the hairdresser again.&nbsp;&nbsp;Q: Aren&#39;t chocolate bunnies that you get in your Easter baskets just the best? Which part do you eat first? I eat the hollow ears first. A: We feel so bad about eating the cute little bunnies that we stop once we get to their faces because they are so cute. But man, are those ears yummy. ]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Are You Fresh or Fly?]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 5 Apr 2007 14:42:47 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Q: Are there such  things as wild hamsters? i mean you can buy rabbits, birds, fish, lizards,  snakes, etc in a pet store but they are also found in the wild. But you never  see a hamster in the wild? Do they exist? Where do hamsters come  from? A:  Dude, don&#39;t talk about wild hamsters, they&#39;ll mess you up. We went on a safari  once (the interns carried us around on thrones and waved huge palm fronds at us  to keep us cool), and we almost tripped over a wild hamster. The damn thing  attacked, biting an intern in the ankle, which brought him down ... that was the  last we saw of him. Poor guy.  &nbsp; Q: How come people  are so obsessed with American Idol?! A:  Duh, because Sanjaya is ridiculously good-looking and can sing like an angel.  Hel-lo! &nbsp; Q: Is the sun hot?  I mean like how hot is it? A:  Touch it and see. You know what, T or C questioners? Stop being dumb. And we  don&#39;t just mean dumb. We mean retarded. But we can&#39;t say that, so we&#39;ll just  call you dumb again.  &nbsp; What ways more, a  ton of feathers or a ton of brick? A:  Well, you aren&#39;t being very specific here. We mean, what kind of bird are we  talking about?? Like, a chickadee or an ostrich? These could greatly change the  outcome of the results. &nbsp; Q: Why the heck is  the McDonald&#39;s mascot named Grimace????? A:  Grimace is only ONE McDonald&#39;s mascot. There are others, including Ronald  McDonald and the Hamburglar. But yes, that is a good question. We&#39;re going to go  with sometimes after eating McDonalds, it makes you want to grimace and then you  have something to deal with that is in the shape of Grimace. Right? But the  purple color, we just can&#39;t explain. &nbsp; Q: What&#39;s the  difference between fresh and fly? A:  Someone might be &quot;fly&quot; but not &quot;fresh.&quot; But a &quot;fresh&quot; person is always &quot;fly.&quot; Do  you follow? Yeah, neither to we. &nbsp; Q: Why do parents  always count to 3 to get their kids to hurry up? A:  Hmm, we&#39;re going to say because it works. And also, because they can. Next time,  we dare you to wait past three... see what happens. We did it once and all we  can say is that we are still living to tell the story, but we would never, ever  do it again. But don&#39;t let this discourage you. If you do it and recount the  story to us, we&#39;ll write in on T or C.]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Snap Your Toilet Water]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 2 Apr 2007 13:56:38 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[ Q: Why does the  water in toilets&nbsp;go different ways&nbsp;on different continents? I really must  know! &nbsp; A:  We were going to launch into a whole scientific explanation involving  big words like Coriolis and stuff, but then we realized that the whole thing is  a bunch of crap. Yeah, a hurricane or something in the southern hemisphere would  turn in a different way than it would up here, but a drain in a toilet isn&#39;t big  enough to really feel the effect ... it&#39;s just the way the toilet&#39;s made that  makes it flow one way or another.  &nbsp; Now if you want to know why  hurricanes would twist in an opposite direction, you&#39;re just going to have to  ASK. We&#39;re not mind-readers here! &nbsp; What are the top ten  reasons picking your nose is better than blowing it? &nbsp; Q: Do you like  me? &nbsp; A:  We totally crushed on you for about five seconds, then you were all  like, &quot;what&#39;s up,&quot; and we totally were like, &quot;ew.&quot; So  ...&nbsp;no. &nbsp; Q: Who do&nbsp;you think  is gonna win &#39;American Idol&#39;? &nbsp; A: Not the viewers, that&#39;s for sure. This has  been like the worst season ever.&nbsp;And that includes Taylor&nbsp;&quot;Snore Patrol&quot;&nbsp;Hicks.  Seriously, people who are voting for Sanjaya? It&#39;s not funny, he can&#39;t sing,  kick him OFF already.  &nbsp; Q: Why can&#39;t we  really snap and things in our room get cleaned up, like in Mary  Poppins???? &nbsp; A: What, you  can&#39;t?]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Doughnut, Donut, Feet ... Mmm.]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:49:22 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[  What are the top ten coolest things you can do with your feet?  10. Write our names using our toes to hold the pencil.  9. Toe the ground all cute and stuff.  8. Kick James in the FACE.  7. Skip to&nbsp;our lou.  6. Tappity-tap-tap-a-roo.  5. Play the recorder in your school talent show with your toes.  4. Give people your middle toe in secret, through your shoe.  3. Forget your hand, wave good-bye in an original way.  2. Peel a banana.  1. Play Mario Kart in a way that no one else, anywhere, ever, has quite played it.&nbsp;  &nbsp;  Q: How on earth is &quot;rock-a-bye-baby&quot; fit for a children&#39;s song?!? The branch breaks and&nbsp;the baby falls out of the tree! Am I the only person who finds something wrong with singing that to young children???  A: Supposedly a pilgrim saw Native Americans putting their babies in bark cradles, and leaving them in trees to let the wind rock them. Only that&#39;s not exactly the best way to baby-sit your kid, cause tree branches break. So the guy made up a song about it. And then used that to sing to his kids, probably. The circle of life moves us all.   &nbsp;  Q: What&rsquo;s the difference between a donut and a doughnut? It hurts my head just to think about it. Why can&rsquo;t there just be one spelling and we all live happily ever after?  A: Wow, we never really thought about that one. It&rsquo;s a very good question.  &nbsp;  What should Elijah Wood and I name our children?   A: Not Elijah Wood Jr.  &nbsp;  Q: Does James really drive a solid gold Mercedes and have a swimming pool with a deep end in his office?  A: Seriously, you people who break in here: STOP it. It&#39;s creepy! And yes, but the Mercedes is a 2006, so it sucks. And the pool isn&#39;t even olympic size. How&#39;s he supposed to do his laps?!  &nbsp;  Q: Does a spoon full of sugar really help the medicine go down?  A: Depends on how you use the spoon. If you hit someone over the head with it, then sure, they&#39;ll probably eat whatever medicine you need &#39;em to. That&#39;s how Mary Poppins rolls.   &nbsp;  Q: I HATE YOU FOR DISLIKING SANJAYA!!!!!!!! OMG. how could you possibly tell me he&#39;s not so hot!?!?!?!?! HE IS SEXY!!!!! So get a life and stop bashing on him! OK!!!!! And um...I&#39;m sorry, I don&#39;t hate you. You are still like, well, my role model. BUTT I&#39;m still very disappointed in you guys for actually liking a GOOD singer! I mean c&#39;mon! We all know that the world is sick and stupid and we all love Sanjaya Malakar for being so hot and sexy and having that sexy voice and for being so sweet and gentle, with a loving heart. AWW! Now doesn&#39;t that just sound like something YOU would want for the next AI!!!!!! I LOVE SANJAYA MALAKAR!!!!! I AM A FAITHFUL FANJAYA!!!!!!!!! Please come to the dark side and join me! Besides....we have chocolate!  A: WHOA, we know this saying that goes a little something like this:  &nbsp;  SIMMA + DON + NA = SIMMER DOWN NOW!!!!!  ]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sanjaya and Life: Not Fair]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:35:59 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Q: What if the hokey  pokey really IS what it&#39;s all about? A:  Then we&#39;d just give up because that would be a sad, sad day in the history of  the human race. &nbsp; Q: I let my dad cut  my hair and now it looks like someone took a weed-eater to my head!! What do I  do?!? A:  This is a terrifying and scarring situation. If not handled correctly, it could  lead to permanent psychological damage (just look at James). We recommend  seeking treatment ASAP or else you soon could be laying on your back, staring at  a white ceiling all day, wearing a beautiful white jumpsuit that doesn&#39;t have  holes in the sleeves for your hands. Do you get where we are going with  this...? &nbsp; Q: How do  celebrities not fart during their making of a movie. A:  We&#39;re pretty sure many of them fart loud and often. Like, they are celebrities.  They can do whatever they want. They probably make their assistants come stand  by them and then blame the smell on them. &nbsp; Q: Why doesn&#39;t Kori  just get a Will Turner cut out? Yeah, Legolas is a better character, but Will  doesn&#39;t look like a girl. Plus, &#39;Pirates&#39; is ten times better of a movie than  the &#39;Lord of the Rings.&#39; The characters actually do something other than walk  and fight. A:  OKAY, first of all, these are ALL opinions! Both &#39;Lord of the Rings&#39; and the  &#39;Pirates&#39; movies are brilliant and fantastic in their own right. Although, we  are a little offended, for ourselves and J.R.R. Tolkien that you imply the  characters of &#39;LOTR&#39; just &quot;walk and fight.&quot; We have to wonder if you really saw  any of the movies. Friendship, loyalty, love, life-threatening missions,  bi-polar goblin-like creatures. Really, what more could you ask for in a  movie??? Also, don&#39;t be jealous of Legolas&#39; beauty. It&#39;s just rude of you.&nbsp; He  can&#39;t help that he&#39;s so pretty. &nbsp; Q: If Peter Piper  picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper  pick?? A: A  peck. Gosh, can&#39;t you read? &nbsp; Q: Where is James&#39;s  blog?!&nbsp;I need it, and&nbsp;I can&#39;t find it anywhere! A:  Here you go. Read at your own risk ...  &nbsp; Q: Why the heck  didn&#39;t Sanjaya&nbsp;get voted out?!?!?! A:  When we can&#39;t comprehend the complicated and dramatic ongoing&#39;s of life  ::cough::AmericanIdol::cough::, we just remind ourselves it&#39;s a real messed up  world we live in.  &nbsp; Q: Are hyenas cats  or dogs?  A:  They are neither and you don&#39;t even want to know. But they are hideous creatures  that ruin the social lives of every sexy cat that ever  lived. &nbsp; Q: Why is Kori so  bad at guessing who is going win the Final Four? FLORIDA WON&#39;T WIN and OHIO  STATE (the best team ever) won&#39;t make it to the top two. There not that good,  even though&nbsp;I wish they were. A:  Why are you so bad at handing out insults because Kori is like, so not offended.  It&#39;s bracketology... no one has perfected this science so LOCK IT UP. It&#39;s still  the Sweet 16 and Ohio&#39;s going to the Elite 8 so have some faith,  brotha.]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Cracking Corn and Farts]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 18:48:02 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[What are the  top ten ways to fart in class without anyone noticing?  10. Yell out &quot;Oh my God, a  monkey!&quot; and then pretend it&#39;s a monkey noise. 9. Sit on your coat and let  it break the blast. You know, like a silencer on a gun.  8. Do a silent one, then  sniff loudly and blame the person next to you. 7. Walk to the front of the  room, and let it out bit by bit on your way. Surprise! 6. Bang your head on your  desk really loudly just as you do it. If it doesn&#39;t hurt, you didn&#39;t do it loud  enough. 5. Sneeze to cover, but  watch out for the dreaded sneeze-fart. They&#39;re unstoppable! 4. If you&#39;ve got the  talent, do a motor-boat engine fart as you zip up your bag. 3. Ask to go to your  locker, open it, back that truck up and ... release! 2.&nbsp;&nbsp;Do the double-cheek  squish-out. It keeps things quiet. 1. Forget not noticing, let  loose! You deserve it! &nbsp; Q: Did Kori&#39;s  Orlando Bloom cardboard stand-up ever get fixed? A:  Actually, yes. And this was caught on tape as well. Kori had an &quot;Orlando  Operation&quot; with some packing tape. Legolas is healthy and back to staring  intensely all day from Kori&#39;s pod. &nbsp; Q: I was wondering  if all of the Truth or Crap team followed the March Madness brackets. If you do,  who do you think will win it all? A:  Kori has a couple brackets and is doing fairly well. She has Florida winning it  all over Ohio State. BRING IT ON BUCKEYES!!! &nbsp; Q: Why is Blake so  hot??? And what makes beat boxing so irresistible???  A:  We don&#39;t know. But we&#39;re pretty sure it&#39;s mostly from his faux-hawk. Also, beat  boxing was first made irresistible by Justin Timberlake and it&#39;s pretty much  stayed that way ever since. &nbsp; Q: Why do they make  bread square if baloney is round? A:  Baloney is lazy. Bread doesn&#39;t cut corners. Ba dum ching!!! &nbsp;  Q: Why did Jimmy  crack corn and nobody cared? A:  Um, cracking &quot;corn&quot; is the kind of thing you do in private. Preferably on a  toilet. And just because the kernals are still whole, doesn&#39;t mean people want  to see pictures of them. We learned THAT the hard way.   &nbsp; Q: Do any of you at  T or C like the song &#39;Barbie Girl&#39; by Aqua? A: Um yeah, we liked it&nbsp;like, 10 years  ago.&nbsp;When it came out. ]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mean Subs and Digging Dogs]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2007 13:43:26 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Q: What are the top 10 ways to survive a mean substitute&nbsp;band teacher while&nbsp;your real band teacher is on maternity leave? Because my band teacher is mean and, like, not nice.A: Oh gosh, we so know how you feel. Here&rsquo;s what we came up with:&nbsp;Top 10 Ways to Survive a Mean Substitute Band Teacher10. Ask for private lessons on the triangle.9. DON&#39;T stick them in a tuba, then try to shoot them through the roof. It doesn&#39;t work ... we&#39;ve tried.8. Go all Blake and beat-box through the music.7. Start singing &#39;Stick to the Status Quo&#39; whenever the oboes mix with the clarinets.6. Request &#39;Freebird.&#39; Every class.5. Open your cell phone and wave it through every song.4. Switch the teacher&#39;s sheet music with the Barney song.3. Bounce out the rhythm with your basketball, a la &#39;High School Musical.&#39;2. Every time your teacher starts counting, yell bingo in different voices.1. Get up in the middle of every rehearsal song and shout, &#39;MORE COWBELL!&#39;&nbsp;Q: Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?&nbsp;A: ...OK, yes, we&#39;ve heard all these, why do you park in&nbsp;a driveway and drive on a golf course. FINE, we&#39;re tired of getting these questions, so we&#39;ll answer THIS ONE, and that&#39;s IT!&nbsp;Apartment is from French, &quot;appartement&quot; which means to &quot;while leaving&quot;, sorta. We haven&#39;t taken French in like four years, but it&#39;s an adverb from the verb partir, which means to leave, and &#39;a&#39;, which means nothing. &nbsp;Now we&#39;ll wait for all you self-righteous French class people to tell us how wrong we are. Well, you can all do that appartement! &nbsp;Oh, it could also mean aparte -ment, which means doing something to the aside. But that makes even less sense. At least an apartment is something you can leave. Oh yeah, we&#39;re all about the logic. &nbsp;Q: WHERE IS KORI&#39;S BLOG???!!! will you please tell me?&nbsp;A: Why yes she does and you can find it here. She&rsquo;s been a little batty with all the NCAA basketball games. So please, go let her know she&rsquo;s not the only one. &nbsp;Q: Is the number 1 considered odd or even?&nbsp;A: No, no, you meant to ask if the number ZERO is odd or even, considering that would be a good question, while one ... well, it&#39;s a singular sensation. And it&#39;s ODD, like the oddest number there is! Even only means that you can divide it by 2. Since you can&#39;t divide 1 by anything but 1, it&#39;s odd. &nbsp;Now zero? That just makes our head hurt. &nbsp;Q: If the moon was made of cheese, wouldn&#39;t it melt from the sun?&nbsp;A: If millions of dollars were in our bank accounts, would we have to answer questions like this? No, but fine. Yeah, if the moon were made of cheese, it&#39;d melt. Which would make us the nachos of the universe. Which, if you think about it, would be pretty cool. &nbsp;Too bad the moon&#39;s just made of bad dreams and ripening cows. Don&#39;t ask.&nbsp;Q: Why does my dog try to dig up my carpet?&nbsp;A: Um, we&#39;re not sure, but we&#39;d call the cops and GET OUT OF THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW. &nbsp;Q: Yeah, um,&nbsp;does red bulls really give you wings?&nbsp;A: Oh, totally. We fly here every day. Seriously. And the Geico cavemen? They&#39;re real. It&#39;s pretty horrible how they&#39;re treated. By the way, if anyone asks you about Lucky the Leprechaun ... just pretend you don&#39;t know anything. We&#39;re taking care of him. For good. &nbsp;Q: Why do we make our beds?&nbsp; I mean there&#39;s no point we&#39;re gonna mess &#39;em up in like 12 hours any way.&nbsp;A: It&#39;s just another way your parents keep you down with pointless chores. If you weren&#39;t kept busy the whole day, you&#39;d be able to take over, especially if you have any brothers or sisters. Think about it! Bring some friends over and you outnumber your parents! But they don&#39;t want you to KNOW that, so they make you do things like make your bed and clean your room and mow the lawn. Open your eyes, people!!!!&nbsp;Q: Have you guys ever written a book? &nbsp;A: Yes, James did! In fact, he entered his book into a contest to have it published, so go vote on the first chapter: Vote here!At that page, you have to pick a number on rate the article (10&#39;s the best), then sign up, then click the same number on the page again, and you&#39;ll help him win. We&#39;d make fun of James here, as usual, but while we think he&#39;s stupid, we really like his book and want&nbsp;to see it published. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Green Eggs and Milk Day]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 18:32:39 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[  Top 10 Things You Would Do With a Pot of Gold  10. Dive into it and swim around in the coins, like they do in the cartoons.  9. Bribe a leprechaun into giving you a lifetime supply of&nbsp; Lucky Charms.  8. Melt it down and craft it into a solid gold T-shirt. You know, when you&#39;re in gym and just need some bling. Or melt it down and make a golden statue of Wentworth Miller. Either one.  7. Put two in your eyes and pretend you&#39;re Little Orphan Annie.  6. Learn simple magic tricks and pull them out from behind people&#39;s ears ... every two minutes.  5. Walk up to people and ask if they have a pot of gold. When they say no, laugh loudly and say, &quot;WELL, I DO!&quot; and walk away.  4. Tell all your friends you&#39;re gonna give them one then really just give them those gold chocolate candies ...  3. Pay a hobo to date a hillbilly.   2. Buy Disneyworld -- and a date with Aladdin or Prince Charming  1. QUICK, put it back under the rainbow before the whole WORLD explodes!!!!  &nbsp;  &nbsp;  Top 10 Ways to Catch a Leprechaun   10. Lure him with fresh Smurf meat ... uh, did we just say that?  9. Sing traditional Irish ballads until, in your peripheral vision,&nbsp;you see him creeping up to you. Then spin around and knock him out with your guitar.  8. Plant fake pots of gold around your yard and set friendly traps. Because there&rsquo;s such a thing as friendly traps.  7. Make friends with him so he&#39;ll never want to leave you. AWW.  6. Dress Jen up as a saucy leprelady.  5. You wouldn&#39;t think it, but ... geese. Seriously.   4. Pretend you&#39;re an Irish stereotype, they&#39;ll come running.  3. Kidnap its daughter and threaten it with a cougar all &#39;24&#39;-ish.  2. Hold a Pot of Gold Addicts Anonymous meeting. They&rsquo;ll flock.  1. Hold an American Leprechaun competition, and highlight all the worst leprechauns on TV for six weeks in&nbsp;a row, then let the public vote ... and when Joss Stone is the guest-judge, GRAB ONE!  ]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Donut Trees and Horse Socks]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:28:24 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Q: Does cheese make you  constipated? A: While we REALLY wanted to do a  live experiment for this one to see if it&#39;s true, we just didn&#39;t have enough  time. OK, that&#39;s a HUGE lie. In reality, we tried to sneak some cheese into  James&#39; mouth, but have you ever tried sneaking something into someone&#39;s mouth??  It doesn&#39;t really work. Just a forewarning. He caught us. But cheese is dairy  and dairy doesn&#39;t really make you constipated ....&nbsp;it just gives you  the&nbsp;rhea.&nbsp;So basically,&nbsp;don&#39;t eat cheese before going on a long hot air balloon  ride. &nbsp; Q: Is it normal to like Meow Mix?&nbsp;  And even eat it, if you are a human? A: Probably not  normal, but oh dear friend, you are not alone. In fact, Jen and Kori are so  obsessed with Meow Mix, they meow all day long. Answer the phone, &#39;Meow?&#39; James  throws the nerf ball, &#39;Meow!&#39;&nbsp;Time for lunch, &#39;MMMeow!&#39; Actually, we&#39;re pretty  sure they&#39;ve turned into cats. So, just to let you know ahead of time. Because  whiskers are irritating. They are so sensitive. They always make our noses  twitch. &nbsp; Q: What&rsquo;s up with the celebrity  baldness? Why&rsquo;d you guys make a showcase of them? Aren&#39;t they going to get  mad? A: Hey, maybe they  will get mad. Then they will write us letters and get us in contact with their  lawyers and that would be SO cool because then we could be like, &quot;OMG, we  totally talked to Ashley Tisdale&#39;s lawyer and we might get her autograph when  she signs the papers that say she&#39;s suing us!!!  &nbsp; Actually, celebrities choose to put  themselves out there, so if we want to chop off their hair ... we will! Too bad  Britney beat us to it. Ugh. &nbsp; Q: If you plant a Cheerio in a garden  will donuts grow? A: A cheerio isn&#39;t a  donut seed, silly. But, we know for a fact, if you go to Dunkin Donuts and get  some of those delicious Munchkins and plant them, especially in a shady spot  (donut seeds are the opposite of many flower seeds, which need sun), it will  grow into a huge donut plant. Even if you just plant a chocolate donut hole, all  varieties of donuts will spring up! Jelly filled, kinds with icing, some with  sprinkles! Oh my lord, it&#39;s just amazing what mother nature can  do! &nbsp; Q: Is it possible to say &quot;poop&quot; and not  smile? A: Nope, James just said &ldquo;poop&rdquo; to Kori, and she  just cracked up. It was kinda sad.  &nbsp; Q: I have a question: Is it bad to like  guys&nbsp;because they&#39;re handsome yet fat? PS-&nbsp;I&#39;m not fat. A: We feel like this is a question  for Dear Dee. And she should lecture you for being so shallow. It&#39;s not about  what people look like, it&#39;s about how they are INSIDE! Didn&#39;t your parents teach  you anything? Just because we only like hot people doesn&#39;t mean you should too.  GOSH.&nbsp;Copycat. &nbsp; Q: Why do they call it a forehead? Why not a three head?   A: What are you talking about? What&#39;s a forehead?  We definitely don&#39;t have one of those. Are you an alien? Why are you writing to  T or C? Do you want to come work for us? What are horse shoes? Are there horse  socks?]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Farting Fish and Science Partners]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 16:03:16 PDT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[  Q: You know what?  A: Yes. Now go away.   &nbsp;  Q: What am I going to do when Prison Break is over for the season???? I need my Wentworth Miller fix!!!  A: Dee&#39;s not here, so we&#39;re going to say that Prison Break sucks. Get somewhere already! And why&#39;s it called Prison Break when that was like one episode?! GOSH! Even Wentworth Miller&#39;s cuteness can&#39;t save this crap.   &nbsp;  Q: Why is there water in toilets?  A: In case you get thirsty. Next!  &nbsp;  Q: why do they say &quot;Kiss me I&#39;m Irish&quot;?  A: That&#39;s a really good point. It&#39;s like saying, &quot;Hate me, I&#39;m Paris Hilton.&quot; Totally redundant.   &nbsp;  Why is Paris Hilton famous?  A: We ask ourselves this everyday. But, if you think about it, she&rsquo;s really quite inventive and creative. I mean, coming up with the catch phrase, &ldquo;That&rsquo;s hot!&rdquo;&nbsp; Like, that must have been so hard.  &nbsp;  Q: Do fish fart?  A: Where do you think waves come from?  &nbsp;  Q: Did Jen ever find her belt? Sorry Jen, but it&#39;s been killing me. I just gotta know. I know how painful the whole subject of James telling the world about you losing your belt on his blog hurt you. Was it a pretty belt?  A: No, she never found the belt and she honestly thinks James secretly stole it   &nbsp;  Which is more important, pie or fudge?  A: Are we speaking politically or economically? Because these could bequeath two different responses. Like, totally.  &nbsp;  Q: I am Irish, short (4&#39;9&quot; actually and 15) and&nbsp;I have red hair. Am&nbsp;I considered a leprechaun even though&nbsp;I don&#39;t have good luck?  &nbsp;  A: Um, no, because a) leprechauns don&#39;t exist, and 2) because they don&#39;t like it when we say they exist. Oh, and c) if you have to ask, you&#39;re not. Believe us, you&#39;re better off. We&#39;re not sure how you&#39;re Irish and not lucky (you&#39;re a redhead, that&#39;s like 2% of the population! How lucky is THAT?!), but be glad you&#39;re not a leprechaun. Everyone would always be after your lucky charms!   &nbsp;  BTW, James has red hair and he just walked into a wall. No lie. Right into it. You shoulda seen it, we&#39;re still laughing.   &nbsp;  Q: So what do you think would happen if the penguins developed nuclear applesauce bombs?  &nbsp;  A: Not another cold war! ...Sorry. Well, you know the polar bears would start in on their own grape jelly smart bomb research, while the sea lions would send in&nbsp;weapons inspectors to insure that no apples were&nbsp;nuclear-grade. But how easy would that be to hide? The penguins would just eat them, and then the sea lions would get faulty intelligence.   &nbsp;  We&#39;re not sure if the BRRRRR-lin Wall would come down next, or if this is more of an Artic Indian/Pakistan situation, but either way ... eat your applesauce, people. It keeps the penguins down.  &nbsp;  Q: How come in movies people always get the science partner of their dreams, but in reality people always their enemies?   &nbsp;  A: What do you mean, the science partner of their dreams? Like Kelly Clarkson? ....wow.  &nbsp;  OK, sorry, James was writing that, but he just dropped off into his own little world. We&#39;ve had lab partners that&#39;ve been great and lab partners that have sucked, but either way, it&#39;s not about how good they are, it&#39;s about how much of the work they can do for you. Just tell &#39;em how smart you think they are, and how much better they are at this stuff than you are.&nbsp;   &nbsp;  Ok, sorry, Kori was writing that, but we smacked her for being annoying. This question&#39;s about to start a war here at T or C, so we&#39;re gonna just say that movies are heaven and life blows. Live with it ... your science partner is, and we like them better anyway.   &nbsp;  Q: What happens if you swallow a watermelon seed? Does a watermelon actually start to grow in your stomach?  &nbsp;  A: How many times do we have to answer this? YES, a watermelon will grow in your stomach! That&#39;s where seeds love to grow, right in the middle of a lake of acid and bacteria. Forget dirt and water and sunlight, that stuff&#39;s all just a myth they teach you in science to see if you get the joke. Well, WE don&#39;t think it&#39;s funny! Stand up next time some idiot teacher tries to tell you that, and tell THEM where to stick a watermelon seed!  &nbsp;  You know, their stomach. Like we said.   ]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Down With the Mario Babies]]></title>
			<link>http://red.blogs.aol.com/truthorcrapred/truth_or_crap/down_with_the_mario_babies/</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 8 Mar 2007 07:21:23 PST</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[  Q: I lost my fairy because it flew down the toilet! Can you help me find it?  A: There&#39;s some kind of metaphor here, but sure, what the hell! You go in first, we&#39;ll hold your ankles while you look. Oh yeah, sorry, we had to use the facilities a second ago, and we didn&#39;t want to flush the fairy down further ... so yeah, whoops. Bottoms up!  &nbsp;  Q: Do you peoples even exist, or is this like that computer-activated thingie?  A: C&#39;mon, we&#39;re obviously real ppeeeeeeoooooooppllllll ..... Execution error, send details to Microsoft? YES or NO  &nbsp;  Q: Why do we go to school for&nbsp;12 years? When u think about it. It seems like a waste of time. Why not just learn the basics then go?  A: Some of us, it takes 12 years to learn the basics. Some of you who think that black is none of the colors, it might take you 16. Not that we&#39;re judging. Sucks to be in school, huh! HAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAH*cough**cough**cough* ugh.   &nbsp;  Q: Why DO birds suddenly appear?&nbsp; I mean like are there worms or something that they&#39;re after?  A: It&#39;s only when YOU&#39;RE near. Oh, and the seasonal migratory patterns allow for it. But worms, gross, no.   &nbsp;  Q: Hey do u guys all live together and just answer these questions when u feel like it?????  A: We don&#39;t, it just feels like it, like our home movies of Kori breaking (FAKE!) wind and running down the hall to hit the bathroom. Or of Kori dancing with her cardboard Legolas. Or of James pushing Kori in her chair down the hall then accidentally dumping her off, almost killing Legolas. And that was all just today.   &nbsp;  But we do think us all living in a crazy-nice mansion would make for a good Real World. Real World RED, are you listening MTV?!  &nbsp;  Q: Do you think the Mario babies ever have to take a poo in the middle of the race?  A: That&#39;s why they have the carriage ... and the turtle shells.   &nbsp;  Q: Why would anyone ever want to give you a hand. That is just nasty!  A: We&#39;re not really sure what bad place you&#39;re goin&#39; to here, cause there are so many, but we bet our bad place is&nbsp;worse than yours.   &nbsp;  Q: If you have a T or C question, where do you send it to?  A: Good question. If only there were a place to write to get that kind of thing answered!  ]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Fighting Zombies With Fire]]></title>
			<link>http://red.blogs.aol.com/truthorcrapred/truth_or_crap/fighting_zombies_with_fire/</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 5 Mar 2007 14:09:42 PST</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Q: What are the top 10 things that irritate you? A: The Top 10 Things That Irritate Us10. When people say they will call and then DON&#39;T9. Gum smacking8. McDonalds radio commercials7. Beyonce6. The babies in Mario Kart5. Life and people in general.4. The word &#39;moist&#39;3. Telling stories on your blog about people &quot